Aug 8, 2015
roses are red, violets are blue. i hear you like butt stuff, i hope it's true.
Write a “roses are red, violets are blue” poem and send it to my muse.
“ i don’t just SHAKE my ass -- you can PLAY with my ass! ”
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roses are red, violets are blue. i hear you like butt stuff, i hope it's true.
Write a “roses are red, violets are blue” poem and send it to my muse.
“ i don’t just SHAKE my ass -- you can PLAY with my ass! ”
acookieguy.
“ I’m thinking about breaking into the MALE ENTERTAINING business but I’m concerned it requires way too much EFFORT. Plus my ass is seriously bony. “
# acookieguy catcalled the booty
“ Did you SEE that? That bitch PUNCHED me in the fucking F A C E!! Gonna rip her fuckin’ TITS off---- ”
[TEXT]: NEWS FLASH, A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
[ cookie monster ] … [ cookie monster ] okay but[ cookie monster ] i’m not looking a gift horse in the mouth[ cookie monster ] but why did you test this[ cookie monster ] where are you going that you need this[ cookie monster ] because i want to be there
acookieguy
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[ txt / babyboy ] : IT FUCKING ISNT [ txt / babyboy ] : THIS FUCKING CHICKEN FUCKER IS WORSE THAN A THOUSAND CATS [ txt / babyboy ] : bunch of fucking savages in this town, this place USED to have integrity.
[TEXT]: I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
[ cookie monster ] what the hell????[ cookie monster ] was she wearing those fucking high waisted pants[ cookie monster ] so cute but SO FUCKING EVIL
acookieguy liked your post Like this for a starter if you’d like one, and...”
She was going to kill Riley for making her sit through the whole thing. Nani had promised herself, when she moved, that she would take risks, and say yes to new things, and her friends completely took advantage of it. Now she was hiding in the corner of a bar, nursing her first drink, and hoping none of the....performers would see her. Saying yes to things meant stepping out of comfort zones, but she couldn’t say yes if no one asked.
acookieguy
[ queen ] that’s a really distressing number, rome [ queen ] pls tell me i’m part of that 7%
[ sms; mr magic ] I can’t recall [ sms; mr magic ] might need a refresher before I can get back to you