#actually a fic

[gryffindormischief]

does anyone know the date of Harry and Ginny’s first kiss? (books not movie)

[orbro]

Saucy nolan fanfiction, get it while its HOT! warning: sexy as hell

It was a warm and sunny day. So warm it could partially melt a kinder-bar in your pocket. You couldn't really tell though, because kinder bars always partially melt in your pocket. You are warm enough to melt a kinder bar. So sunny it was.....suspicious. It was the first day of April. April fools day. But Nolan was not about to be made a fool. The Blue-haired Miracle was fooled by no man!

He went along his daily business, giving a noot here, doing six backflips and then an alley-oop there. All the chilren in the world were happy, because Nolan made them happy. And nolan was there. Everywhere. Always. He stroked his lush, blue hair with his big big big hand and sighed like the swell guy he was. „What a good day to be“ Nolan said and the entire population of Finland simultaneously nodded, they did not know why, but they knew it was right, and so they did. Nolan had finished all this Nolany duties and was going out on a walk with all his hot spicy furries when suddenly he disappeared.

No one ever saw the Blue-haired Miracle again. Multiple search teams were sent out but they were all fucking noobs and did not find even one Nolan. Wow. Sixteen years have passed and the world has not been the same since Nolan up and skedaddled.

[ichallengemyfate]

Write a fanfic about me and Chrom ok

Bella walked into her house. As in, literally walked into her house. She walked right into the wall, and she yelped in pain.

"How could I be so careless?" But she knew why. She had been too busy thinking about... Chrom.

A dreamy sigh flew unbidden from her lips -- not that she minded. It wasn't like there was anyone around to see her mistake. She could just stand there as she fantasized about her fictional blue-haired boyfriend.

"Are you okay?" Bella spun around, blood trickling down her nose from where she had hit the wall. She gasped -- it was Chrom! His white cloak billowed majestically behind him.

"Y-Yeah, I'm fine," she said, playing it cool.

Chrom frowned. "Are you sure? Your nose is bleeding."

His concern was highly attractive, like everything else about him, but Bella didn't dare let her infatuation show. As much as she loved Chrom, she had to be a strong, independent female character for a few more paragraphs.

"It happens." Bella shrugged nonchalantly. "What brings you here? Shouldn't you be in Ylisse instead of Pennsylvania?"

This time it was Chrom who shrugged. "I thought I'd just drop by."

She could see the faintest hints of a blush dusting his cheeks. Had she been acting out-of-character, Bella probably would have gasped. Was Chrom... in love with her?! But how could that be? They'd never met before...

"Say, I've got a few more hours before Frederick starts wondering where I went and figured out I went dimension-hopping." Chrom smiled, and Bella's heart was aflutter. "Can you show me around this kingdom of yours?"

"Of course. Uh, King Chrom," she hastily added, not wanting to offend.

"Please," he said as he took her by the arm, "call me Chrommykins."