#ad hell

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Manscraped Debuts Chainmail “Dong Armor” Condom

As part of the FIJMU ongoing paid promotion with Manscraped and their distasteful and cisnormative advertising campaign you cannot escape, we are proud to announce the Dong-Armor-2000 chainmail condom!

Now with 0.003% less pinching and skin-tearing than other chainmail condoms, the new Manscraped atrocity includes a layer of galvanized lead to prevent rusting as well!

Use FIJMU code “OhGodMySkin” for 10% off your order of 70 six-packs or more!*

*includes 15% markup to sellers in the USA and outside of the USA. Does not prevent pregnancy or communicable diseases. Causes many new diseases. Illegal in all responsible nations.

MANSCRAPED: Grievously Harming your genitals since 1994

[masturbatress]

Some download sites are much realer than others. "Yeah steer fucking clear of the ads, we just gotta roll them for cash"

[divorce]

oh yeah i have some relief from ADS over on mastodon, follow me there for a less negative experience

Dr. Professor U.C. Berkeley (@[email protected])

27 Posts, 15 Following, 11 Followers · back from the dead, previously @rnadna

[futurebird]

We've been talking about what ads will be like if augmented reality catches on... and how "dumb glasses" will become hard to obtain... then this person scared me to death with this bit of future horror realism...

[englishmagic]

Are you fucking kidding?? In this day and age????

[coffeerhythm]

Why is Youtube letting NSFW ads run

[that-punk-adam]

I remember when pinterest wasn’t ad hell. What a time to be alive that was. A site you could use for free with no ads. I know I’ve seen ads for pinterest and I know that means it’s on its way out in the next decade however I’m going to act as if it’s gonna outlast the heat death of the universe.

[nightly-soaring-wanderer]

The true horrors of the Halloween season is having to see a barrage of constant political ads on YouTube that nobody wants.