#addison kline

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Keenan: what do I have to do to convince you I'm into girls?

Addison: first of all quit being such a drama queen and second of all try toimpress me.

Keenan: how am I supposed to do that?

Addison: (sighs dramatically) not like that little boy

Keenan: aren't you even gonna give me a hint?

Addison: use your brain smart boy. I'm a girl. You claim you like girls but so far all I see is someone who wants in on what his friends have. With my brother.

Keenan: how about this?

Addison: aww that's so cute. What was it?

Keenan: I blew you a kiss.

Addison: were you afraid to give me a real kiss?

Keenan: if we were standing I'd show you a real kiss

Addison: ok we're standing now prove it!

Keenan: (gulps) what about your sister?

Addison: what about her? She's seen two people kiss before.

Keenan: it's a little embarrassing to kiss someone in front of someone else.

Addison: just kiss me already

McKenna: yeah don't mind me over here minding my own business.

Something tells me the kiss was less than impressive if Addy decided taking out the trash was preferable to a second kiss.

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The fire soon spread and everyone in true sim style rushed towards it like moths to a light

Except for Jake who went to check on the babies

Isaac soon escaped the fire and ran outside.

Keenan stands pointing at the fire like he's demanding someone put it out.

Maybe that's what motivates Hunter to seek safety but he's the second one to leave the burning building.

Abandoning the helpless babies in their cribs Jake is finally drawn to the fire like all the rest.

The arrival of the firefighters motivates Jake to leave the building.

The three musketeers are in full panic mode.

Taking a hint from her older brother, Addison calmly seeks safety.

Meanwhile McKenna has stayed behind to make sure the firefighters gets the job done.

In all the chaos not one baby was saved, at least not by the adults in the house. Thank goodness for firefighters because I kept trying to direct my sims to put the fire out but they kept panicking instead. But at least Joel got his first visitors milestone. Not sure why the game decided that the firefighters were his first visitors instead of his Aunties but the game is weird.

How does an infant acquire the alluring trait? I'm not sure but something tells me Joel might be following in the footsteps of his Kline ancestors.

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Keenan: so maybe we could um like you know go on a date?

Addison: nope I'm good

Keenan: I don't understand. What did I do wrong?

Addison: just about everything you do with your mouth

Jake: dude I could give you lessons.

Keenan: I don't need lessons from you.

Addison: take from me. You do. As many as you can get.

McKenna: I did some research and found quite a few houses for sale that you could afford.

Jake: what's wrong with this place?

McKenna: a better question is what's right? It's too small. No place for the kids to play.

Jake: they're babies. All they do is eat, sleep and poo.

McKenna: wouldn't you like to have a room where you and your husband's can have adult time in without any babies in it?

Jake: they're babies. They don't know what we're doing.

McKenna: Jake you're not this dumb. Babies don't stay babies forever.

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Addison came over to use the computer and isn't too happy to be answering questions from her nephew.

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It's a chaotic household and a dozen things are happening at once.

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Addison: you really need a bigger house.

Jake: are you going to buy for me?

Addison: no but I know someone who would loan you the money.

Jake: that's not gonna happen

McKenna: I hear you're in need for some kissing lessons

Keenan: who told you that?

Addison: all you have to do is call him and ask.

Jake: I'm not asking him for anything

Addison: you you'd rather live in this awful apartment then ask Theo for money?

Jake: I'm doing just fine without him

McKenna: (sniff sniff)is something burning?

Isaac: it's this old stove. It overheats all the time.

McKenna: you should get a new one then

Isaac: convince the landlord. I've told him but nothing ever happens.

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McKenna: you watched them!

Addison: yeah it was kinda hot!

McKenna: and Jake was ok with it?

Addison: he was only disappointed that there wasn't room for him to join.

McKenna: maybe we could use that as a selling point to convince him to get a bigger house for them.

Addison: good idea since almost burning to death wasn't good enough his libdo might be.

McKenna: so what's up with you and Keenan?

Addison: there is no Keenan and I.

McKenna: but you let him kiss you.

Addison: that's when I thought he was trying to become one of Jake's boys. But now I know why he's not. Jake would never go for someone who can't kiss.

McKenna: why don't you teach him a few things. He might improve.

Addison: that's more your area of expertise not mine.

McKenna: so I'm free to do whatever I want with him?

Addison: he's all yours

McKenna: hey there lover boy, you're all mine now.

Keenan: don't I get a say in this?

McKenna: don't tell me you're going to pass up on this body just because you're hung up on my little sister

Keenan: well …

McKenna: that's not the correct answer.

Keenan: um (gulp)

McKenna: you're my student now. By the time I'm finished with you no one will say they'd rather take out the trash then kiss you.

Keenan: did she really say that?

McKenna: sure did. So how about it?

Keenan: sure I guess some kissing lessons wouldn't be so bad.

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Addison: have you reconsidered asking Theo for a loan?

Jake: well I really haven't had a lot of time to think about it.

Addison: what if there's another fire? You might not be so lucky next time. Think about your family. Is your pride really worth it?

Jake: I'll think about it.

Hunter: hey what's wrong?

Isaac: just thinking about the fire and how I totally failed as a parent.

Isaac: I left my son behind to save myself. That makes me a terrible parent

Hunter: you're right. I'm a terrible parent too. I ran outside too without thinking about the triplets either.

Addison: are they doing what I think they're doing?

Jake: it's really something to see isn't it?

Addison: aren't you jealous?

Jake: well yeah…I'm missing out on all the fun.

Addison: that's not what I meant.

Jake: I know what you meant and no I'm not jealous. They love me and I love them. It doesn't get any better than that.

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Jake: I'm so excited you and Addy were able to come to visit me.

McKenna: we came to see the babies not you

Keenan: are you really Jake's sister?

Addison: why? Don't I look like his sister?

Keenan: well it's not a matter of looking like him but acting like him.

Addison: you don't like my brother much do you?

Keenan: not really.

Addison: aren't you married to him?

Keenan: oh no not me. That would be my two best friends Isaac and Hunter.

Addison: so you're interested in getting with your friends and not my brother.

Keenan: what? No, no I'm not interested in them. I like girls.

Addison: if you say so

Addison: so Jake, do you like Keenan?

Jake: what do you mean by like?

Addison: as in do you want him as a 3rd husband?

Jake: is this some kind of proposal?

Keenan: no! I don't know what she's talking about!

It must be a family trait to be drawn to dumpsters and garbage cans

Jake can't get enough of his babies.

McKenna finally came inside and stood glaring at the fridge.

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