#adurimus

[thebloodbound]

3. — diego: wolfie, safiya & his dead wife

fuck, take a bullet for, murder

“this is a really sick fucking question.” diego mutters, running his hands through his hair but he knows he has to answer. “I would fuck saf, for old times sake. i would take a bullet for wolfie because if anything ever happened to him i think i’d loose my shit - actually no i know i would. we’re not gonna talk about the other one. cant murder someone who’s been dead for centuries.”

[hvneymlk]

brotp: tango dorm

What in-jokes do they have with each other?  probably a lot. too many to count.

Are they the “I’ll pay this time if you pay next time”-type friends, or the “I’ll pay for my food and you’ll pay for yours”-type friends? definitely the ll pay this time.

Who’s more prone to pranking, or otherwise messing with, the other? chester likes to mess around usually.

How do they text/message each other? Proper punctuation and capital letters, egregious overuse of emojis, mostly in meme format…? chester is all emojis and no capital letters, and they surely have a dorm group chat which is a lot “fill the condom jar!!!” /  “who ate my fruitloops?”  /  “gonna be a loud one tonight fam, hope you’re rested up”  

Do they exchange jokey birthday presents, or deeply thought-out and meaningful presents? Or both?  probably both.

They go on a road trip together. Who drives, who picks the music, who’s in charge of snacks? saf drives, allie is music and ches is snack.  

What do they think of each other’s family?  they don’t really talk about family lol 

Do they have any nicknames for each other?  i’m sure they do but they’re always different. and depends on the mood, y’know?

Who’d be the first to try and patch things up if they had a fight?  hmm… maybe saf? i feel like none of them particularly hold grudges against each other? nor do they fight about much too harshly 

One of their phones goes off in the middle of the night. Who’s calling whom, and why? chester calling both of them after a hook up to go and get food, most likely?

What’s their favourite funny story about something that happened to the two of them? chester braiding saf’s hair.

Would they do a joint cosplay? If so, who would they dress up as? could not see that happening though i could see them doing a ot3 halloween costume.

Do they have any TV shows that they watch together? Are there any shows they have wildly different opinions on? i’m sure they always watch movies and tv together,

Which one is the “fight me” friend and which one is the one who tries to keep the peace and prevent their friend from punching a total stranger? maybe allie is a Fight Me person ?  i know they probably have to work together to get chester out of stupid ass moments because he’s just…dumb. but i don’t think they have to pull apart fights on anyone’s behalf.

One of them comes up with an ill-advised but mostly harmless idea. Does the other one egg them on because they think it’ll be funny, or try and talk them out of it? the stupid idea was probably chester and they probably egg him on to a point, just for entertainment then they’re like “nah we dont wanna clean that mess up actually stop”.

Who would win if they arm-wrestled?  saf.

Who’s better at what type of video games, and how competitive are they when they play together? i feel like that have mario kart nights and they’re probably all very competitive about it.

One of them ends up in hospital for something serious but not life-threatening. What does the other bring along when they visit in order to cheer them up?  probably comfy sweat clothes, the other roommate. i honestly have no idea. chocolate.

How huggy are they? very. very close pals.

What was the moment when they first realized that they’d become friends? i think they were all pretty close rather quickly.

[illlogicals]

voicemail — nico & mikey

voicemail meme

01.

“ uh, hey — where are you? we agreed on eight, right? ” The hard noise of billiard balls being hit with pool sticks is muffled against the sound of live music and chattering from within big t’s. you can hear people laughing, yelling merrily among themselves over someone’s….birthday? mikey’s sighing against his phone before his voice picks up again.“ shit, this place is packed. I’ll get us spot, just hurry. I kinda can’t do this birthday thing without you. ”

02. 

“ nico, seriously? is everything ok? call me. it’s been over an hour. ” 

03.

there’s a loud thud of a car door slamming and thick boot moving quick across conrete.  “… why aren’t you picking up your phone? where are you? what’s going on? I feel like I’ve left you a billion messages. c’mon, nico. you gotta talk to me, babe. I can’t help you if you don’t pick up. ”

04. 

“ nico….. what the fuck, pick your phone! it’s 3 am. if you aren’t going to pick up at least come home so I know where you are. ” 

05. 

“ you know what, ” there’s a long pause while the sound of liquid pouring into crystal makes a quick appearance. you can hear the sound of glass sliding from a wood table and being gulped on before mikey’s talking again, a dry chuckle to compliment his drunken tone. “ my dad was always right about you. and I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to finally see what he’s always seen in you: a lying witch set out to ruin this family like the damn plague. you break my brother’s heart like this too? ” another pause. another swig. “ god, I don’t even know why I thought you could ever change. I mean, once a hurricane, always a hurricane, right? you screwing with peoples lives just for the hell of it. because you can. because you’re bored. you wanted someone to bat you lashes at and call forth like a siren and I was the idiot who fell for it. you finally getting back at me after all these years? ” he pulls the phone away from this ear and his muttering things like how could I be so f-cking stupid, before you can hear him again. “ for all I know you’re probably passed out high on your bathroom floor, sweating and asleep for whatever reason you felt was more important than me. you’re a terrible person, nico. you really are. I should have listened to cain, so thanks for making feel like shit about that too. ”

06. 

“ oh,  — and happy birthday. I hope it was all worth it. ” 

[illlogicals]

[ 📲 • sms ] —— your chin, your shoulders, and your … i think you know what I’m trying to say here. — dimitri & allie

→ 𝚂𝙼𝚂 / lionett

and my what, exactly??

[ media file 1, which is a very clear photo of a snowflake pendant hanging right between her cleavage ]

this? 

[ media file 2, bare legs crossed one over the other ]

or this?

use your hands next time and be a little more specific. 

I’m not shy, you shouldn’t be either

[hvneymlk]

7. — kat: theo, rini & danny

seduce, steal from, serenade

“isn’t it supposed to be fuck, marry, kill?” the witch scoffs and rolls her eyes. her arms cross over her chest and glossed, pink lips purse.  “f i n e .  i’ll serenade rini. and … this game is stupid.”  she mumbles. she does not want to answer this. aloud. between two the of them. she huffs. “and whatever, steal from danny. fine, done.” and by process of elimination, that puts theo to be seduced. and left unspoken.  “happy now?”

[thebloodbound]

2. — astoria: dorian, rose & chester

2. marry, cuddle, sleep with 

“this is so easy.” tor giggled, immediately knowing the answer to the question. “i’d marry dor, obviously. he’s my world and seriously, have you seen him? waking up next to him seriously doesn’t suck. i’d sleep with rose because she’s hot as hell as she does this thing with her tongue that would leave anyone breathless. then i’d cuddle chester because i love him but i couldn’t live with him.”

@adurimus @vencnosa @hvneymlk

[thebloodbound]

[text]: where are you i have something you need to fix (its a boner) — dorian & astoria

[text] shopping with the girls. but i just brought something i think you’ll really like ;)

[thebloodbound]

“you can’t see it, but i’m rolling my eyes.” — penny & mercy

"it better not be me that you’re rolling your eyes at dearest baby sister. i haven’t done a thing wrong today, i dont deserve this.”