NSFW Alphabet – ✮ Gojo Satoru Edition ✮
A = Aftercare
After all is said and done, Gojo is not the type to roll over and pass out immediately. If anything, he’s still wired with energy, watching you with that smirk while you’re completely spent. But don’t be fooled—his aftercare game is elite. He might tease, but he’s insanely attentive when it comes to taking care of you.
Expect lazy kisses, soft touches, and a lot of talking. This man doesn’t shut up, even post-orgasm. He’ll hold you against his chest, fingers idly tracing circles into your skin while he hums some dumb song or rambles about random nonsense like "Do you think I could fight a bear and win? I mean, not just with cursed energy, but like, if it was straight hands?" BOY.
If you’re feeling sore, he’s got you. He’ll massage your legs, rub soothing circles into your back, and even run a warm bath with the good soaps (because yes, this man has expensive-ass taste, don’t ask).
He might be cocky, but there are moments of pure softness, like when he tucks a strand of hair behind your ear and murmurs, "Y’know, I really do like you, right?" before kissing your temple. And then immediately ruins the moment by saying, "But damn, you were LOUD. Should I get you a gag next time? Kinda hot."
B = Body part
On himself? His hands and eyes. He knows what his hands are capable of, the way they can tease, grip, and make you melt with just a few precise movements. He also loves that his eyes alone can make you weak in the knees, especially when he’s giving you that look—you know the one.
On you? Your thighs and lips. He has a bad habit of grabbing your thighs at random, whether it’s in public or during intimacy, just to hear you squeak in surprise. And your lips? He’s obsessed. Loves biting, kissing, sucking on them—sometimes just to shut you up when you’re sassing him.
C = Cum
Gojo? Messy as hell. He loves seeing the aftermath of what he did to you—whether it’s on your skin, dripping down your thighs, or filling you up just so he can push it back in with his fingers and smirk.
He’d trace little patterns into it while chuckling, like, "Damn, look at that. I should take a picture—oh, don’t give me that look, I’m kidding… unless?"
If he’s feeling possessive, he loves finishing inside, watching the way it leaks out before tilting your chin up and saying, "Guess you’re really mine now, huh?"
D = Dirty secret
Oh, you know he has some filthy secrets locked away in that pretty head of his.
He’s 100% thought about using his Limitless in creative ways. Holding you in place without actually touching you? Restraining your hands midair while he has his way with you? Yeah, he’s fantasized about it a lot.
Also, he loves seeing you flustered or embarrassed. If you ever send him a risky pic or a flirty text? Expect him to drag it out, bringing it up at the most inconvenient times just to watch you squirm.
E = Experience
Mans is SEASONED. He’s been around, and he knows exactly what he’s doing.
He can tell just by your breathing what you like, where you’re sensitive, and what makes you tick.
He’s dangerously good with dirty talk, and his teasing is second nature.
He has no shame, which makes things even worse (or better, depending on how you look at it).
F = Favorite position
Missionary, but with your legs over his shoulders—he wants to see everything. The way you gasp, the way your back arches, the way your hands claw at the sheets? Perfection.
Backshots, but with his hand wrapped around your throat, tilting your head back so he can whisper, "You feel that? That's all mine." (HELP.)
He lowkey loves riding positions too, because seeing you struggle to keep up while he leans back and enjoys the show? Chef’s kiss.
G = Goofy (is he more serious in the moment? is he humorous? etc.)
Gojo Satoru is a certified pervert in every aspect of life, and that includes the bedroom. This man will not let you have a peaceful, serious moment without throwing in some smart-ass comment, a joke, or straight-up trolling you.
Random commentary mid-thrust? Absolutely. "If I don’t put my blindfold back on, does this count as a handicap?" SIR, PLEASE.
He also 100% fake moans at least once just to mess with you. And when you glare at him? He’s grinning like the little shit he is.
But don’t get it twisted—when he wants to be serious? He flips the switch.
The teasing stops, the jokes are gone, and suddenly he’s whispering filth into your ear, holding your chin up so you look him in the eyes.
Gojo loves to play, but when he’s serious? Game over.
H = Hair (how well groomed is he? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
Gojo is well-groomed, but not in a "I shave everything down to nothing" kinda way. He keeps things trimmed and neat but still has that natural, masculine look.
And yes, the carpet definitely matches the drapes—which means you’re getting that white-haired, ethereal beauty in all aspects. 😏
I = Intimacy (how is he during the moment? the romantic aspect)
While Gojo is a teasing, cocky bastard, when it comes to someone he truly cares about? He has a soft side.
He’s the type to stroke your hair, kiss your forehead, and murmur soft praises while still completely wrecking you.
He loves holding you close, whispering in your ear about how good you feel, how much he loves watching you like this.
But he’s also the type to smirk at your flustered expression and kiss you slow, making you feel like you’re the only thing that matters.
Eye contact is EVERYTHING to him. He wants to see your reactions, watch you lose yourself in pleasure, and let you know just how much control he has over you.
At the end of the day, Gojo might joke around, but when he’s with someone he truly loves? He makes them feel like the center of the universe.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Oh, he absolutely does it—frequently. But ONLY when he’s thinking about you.
If you’re not around? He’ll replay memories of you together, maybe even pull up a spicy picture you sent him.
If he’s desperate? He’ll call you while doing it, just to hear your voice. And if you sound the slightest bit flustered? That gets him off even faster.
K = Kink (one or more of his kinks)
Oh, Gojo has a laundry list of kinks. Let’s break it down:
Teasing & Edging – If you’re impatient, he’s making it worse. He lives to hear you beg.
Bondage & Restraints – He has a special kink for using his Infinity to hold you in place. Hands-free teasing? Expect it.
Praise + Degradation – One second he’s whispering, "That’s my good girl." The next? "So needy, falling apart over just my fingers? Cute."
Overstimulation – He’s relentless. He won’t stop until you’re a trembling, overstimulated mess.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Gojo is reckless as hell, so he’s down to try anywhere.
His absolute favorite? Against a mirror. He wants you to watch yourself.
Semi-public places? Yeah, he likes the risk. Whether it’s a secluded alley, a locked office, or even just a quiet hallway where someone could walk in? He thrives on the thrill.
But when he’s feeling sentimental? The bed—so he can hold you close, take his time, and make you feel every second of it.
M = Motivation (what turns him on, gets him going)
Gojo has a high ass drive, so it doesn’t take much to get him going. But some surefire ways?
Bratting on purpose. If you’re being defiant, sassy, or giving him attitude? Oh, he’ll fix that real quick.
Tight clothes. Seeing you in something that hugs your figure just right? Ruins his focus completely.
Hearing you moan his name. Whether you’re whispering it sweetly or whimpering it in desperation? Immediate reaction.
N = No (something he wouldn’t do, turn-offs, etc.)
Listen, Gojo might be reckless and a little insane, but he has his limits. Here’s what he’s absolutely NOT about:
Non-consensual anything? HARD NO. He thrives on control and teasing, but if you’re not into something? It’s not happening. He’ll push limits if you want, but he’d never actually make you uncomfortable.
Genuinely hurting you. He loves rough play, but he’s not into actual pain beyond light spanking, biting, or hair-pulling. He wants to wreck you, not injure you.
Complete submission. He likes control, but he also enjoys a challenge. If you just give in without a fight, it’s no fun for him. He likes when you brat back, push his buttons, and force him to put you in your place.
Anything boring or routine. If it’s the same thing every time? He’s not interested. This man needs variety, excitement, and a little bit of chaos to keep things interesting.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Gojo Satoru is a pervert in all ways, but when it comes to oral? He is lethal.
Giving:
He loves eating you out. Loves it. Gets off on it.
Tongue game? Insane. His lips and tongue work you over like he’s trying to prove a point.
He will drag it out, making you beg, making you shake, and then stopping JUST when you think you're close.
He enjoys eye contact while doing it, smirking when you look down at him with that pleading, desperate expression.
And the worst part? He MOANS into you just to send vibrations through your body. He knows exactly what he’s doing. 😭
Receiving:
He loves it, but he loves making you work for it even more.
He’s the type to lean back, half-lidded gaze, smirking down at you like a king on his throne.
He will praise you the whole time. "That’s it, just like that—good girl." "Look at you, taking me so well." "Think you can handle a little more?" RUDE.
Pulling your hair? Holding your chin? Thrusting just a little deeper to make you gag? Yeah. Yeah, he does that.
P = Pace (is he fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It depends. If he’s feeling teasing and in control? He goes slow, deep, deliberate—dragging it out just to watch you squirm.
But if you push him too far, brat too much, or get him riled up? Oh, he’s flipping you over and pounding you into the mattress like it’s his mission in life.
He knows how to make you feel every second of it. Deep strokes, teasing pull-backs, sudden slams that knock the breath out of you.
And when you’re on the edge, begging? He slows down just to make you suffer.
"What’s the rush, sweetheart? You wanted to act tough—so take it."
Q = Quickie (his opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Gojo loves quickies. He thrives off the thrill of almost getting caught, doing it somewhere semi-public, and making it quick but intense.
Pinned against a wall, hands gripping your thighs, whispering absolute filth in your ear? Oh yeah.
After a long mission, sneaking into the training room, in his office when he should be working? He lives for it.
And the best part? He acts 100% normal after.
Meanwhile, you’re struggling to walk straight, and he’s over here fixing his hair like nothing happened.
R = Risk (is he game to experiment? does he take risks? etc.)
Gojo Satoru is the definition of a reckless thrill-seeker. If there’s a chance of getting caught, breaking a rule, or pushing boundaries, he’s already ten steps ahead, dragging you into it with a smirk.
Semi-public? Oh, he lives for it. But he’s not stupid—his Infinity ensures no one will actually see or hear a thing.
“Go on. Let them walk by. They have no idea what I’m doing to you right now.” Yeah. He’s the worst.
Using his abilities during sex? Oh, absolutely. He loves showing off.
He’ll bind your wrists with his Limitless technique, keeping you completely helpless beneath him.
Or worse? He’ll keep just enough of his Infinity active so you can’t quite touch him—until he decides to let you.
"You wanna grab me? Too bad. Guess you'll just have to take what I give you." 😏
Experimenting with new things? Oh, he’s down for anything. Bring up a kink, a fantasy, a new position? He’s already grinning, dragging you into his lap.
“Oh? You wanna try that? Why not?”
S = Stamina (how many rounds can he go for? how long does he last?)
It’s unfair. UNFAIR.
Gojo doesn’t get tired like normal people. He is literally the strongest, a man built for endurance, power, and precision.
Multiple rounds? Easily.
Hours? Absolutely.
And the worst part? He still has energy afterwards.
You’re dead, panting, legs shaking—and this man? He’s rolling onto his side, smirking, twirling your hair around his fingers like nothing happened.
“You good? Need some water? No? Alright, so round five, then?” 😭
His recovery time? Practically nonexistent. He’ll mess you up, take a few deep breaths, then he’s hard again like it’s nothing.
And if you’re too tired? He’ll just lay back, letting you do whatever you want—grinning, arms behind his head, looking like the king of the world.
T = Toys (does he own toys? does he use them? on a partner or himself?)
Gojo doesn’t NEED toys. His hands, mouth, and stamina are already a problem.
But does he use them to tease you? Oh, you’re in trouble.
A vibrator? He’ll hold it against you, playing with the settings, watching you squirm.
And if he’s feeling particularly evil? He’ll edge you with it. Over. And over. Again.
"Aww, you wanna cum? Beg for it."
Handcuffs? Blindfolds? He likes taking away one of your senses just to heighten the experience.
And if you ever use something on him? Oh, you just unlocked a whole new monster.
Try tying him up? Sitting on top of him, holding him down? He’ll let you—for a while.
But the second he gets control again? He’s flipping you over, pinning you down, and making you regret ever challenging him.
U = Unfair (how much he likes to tease)
MAXIMUM TEASE.
There is no winning. You will NEVER win.
He enjoys the struggle. The bratting. The resistance. Because then? He gets to break you down.
He will drag things out to make you desperate.
If you reach for him, he moves back.
If you try to grind against him, he holds your hips still.
If you beg? He pretends he didn’t hear it.
And his dirty talk? Absolutely lethal.
“Look at you. Already shaking, and I haven’t even touched you yet.”
“Say you need me. No? Alright, I can wait.”
V = Volume (how loud he is, what sounds he makes, etc.)
Oh, he is NOT quiet.
This man is a problem. He groans, grunts, moans, and whispers absolute filth in your ear.
His worst habit? He laughs.
You’re wrecked beneath him, and he’s just chuckling under his breath, watching you struggle.
And when he loses control? That’s when you really hear it.
Deep, desperate groans, ragged breathing, gasps when he’s close.
And if you’re really good? He’ll let out breathy whimpers right in your ear.
W = Wild card (random headcanon for Gojo)
He WILL call you while he’s away just to tease you.
“Miss me? What if I told you I was thinking about you right now?”
He loves watching you lose control.
If you’re usually composed, reserved, or shy? It drives him insane when he can break you down.
He can and will send you the most unhinged texts.
No shame. No hesitation. Just chaotic thirst.
He gets turned on by making you flustered.
Kissing your neck in public? Whispering in your ear just to see you squirm? Oh, he loves it.
X = X-ray (what’s under the clothes? Inches, girth, sensitivity, etc.)
Let’s be real. This man is BUILT. Tall, lean muscle, long legs—and everything is proportional.
Size?
Soft: A solid 5-5.5 inches, hanging heavy even when he’s not hard.
Hard: A ridiculous 8.5-9 inches, thick, with a slight upward curve. (Life-ruining levels.)
Girth? Think two fingers barely touching when wrapped around it. Full, veiny, with that perfect stretch.
Sensitivity?
The tip is where you’ll wreck him. That’s his weak spot.
He won’t admit it, but the second you start teasing the head with your tongue or slow strokes? His breathing changes IMMEDIATELY.
The veins? Oh, run your tongue along them, and he’ll growl low in his throat.
Appearance?
Thick, smooth, flushed pink at the tip when he’s hard, veins subtly running along the shaft.
Neatly groomed, with a light happy trail that disappears under his waistband.
And the worst part? He KNOWS how to use it.
Angles? He has them mastered.
Deep strokes? Slow teasing? He’ll adjust his pace just to make you lose control first.
If you’re cocky? If you try to tease him first? He’ll pin you down, smirking, taking his time until you’re the one begging.
Y = Yearning (how high is his sex drive?)
Absolutely ridiculous. Unfair. God-tier levels of stamina and need.
This man is ready at all times. Morning? Afternoon? Middle of the night? In between missions?
One look from you, one teasing remark? He’s already got that glint in his eye.
He will grab your waist, press against you, whisper something filthy in your ear—just to see you react.
How bad does it get?
If you deny him? If you tease but don’t follow through? He gets restless. Touchy. Irritated.
He’ll drag you onto his lap, roll his hips up, and make it very clear exactly what he wants.
And if you try to outlast him? Good luck. You will NOT win.
He will push you, tease you, break you down until YOU are the one throwing yourself at him.
Z = Zzz (how quickly he falls asleep afterward)
Gojo is ANNOYING.
You? DEAD. Wrecked. Laying there, trying to remember how to breathe.
Him? Smirking, running a hand through his hair like he just finished a workout. (Because it barely drained him.)
He’s still got energy. HE COULD GO AGAIN. 😭
Does he eventually pass out?
Only if YOU knock out first.
He’ll pull you against him, big arms wrapping around you, chin resting on your head.
He plays with your hair, presses lazy kisses to your forehead, whispers something cocky before finally dozing off.
If HE falls asleep first?
You’re NOT escaping. This man sleeps like a giant cat, fully wrapped around you, legs tangled, arms locked.
You try to move? He instinctively pulls you back in.
You’re stuck. Accept your fate.
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