Dear Conniving Con, did you forget that there are many noble Autobots within your so-called "Legion of the Damned?"
Hahahahaha! They certainly aren't Autobots any more. No, they've had quite the change of spark. I've got a Blurr, an Aero-Bot, an even bigger Constructicon Maximus, and a Skids who might be the smallest Autobot I've ever seen. You'd be shocked by one of my dearest Arcees—she's really lost her head. Why, one of my best Generals is an Optimus Prime! That reminds me—did you know some miserable Maximals willingly go by the name "Optimus Minor"? The multiverse is full of wonders. Yes, there are a couple of holdouts—an oddly-intricate Bumblebee, an oddly-smooth Hot Shot—but I'm sure they'll come around.














