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go forth my crackship
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go forth my crackship
He got terribly lost
Round Two: PeachAffo vs TimeGuette
PeachAffo (Peach Blossom x Affogato)
Timeguette (Timekeeper x Baguette)
PeachAffo: - Two femboys walk into a bar - Peach Blossom teaches Affogato how to Not Suck.
Timeguette: - Chaotic neutral x lawful neutral - Doomed yuri (mortal x immortal) - [atlas propaganda] [canon propaganda]
do i like affocacao? yes. do i like cacaopeach? also yes. do i like affocacaopeach? of course. but i am ABSOLUTELY smitten with the idea of affopeach. sue me i love a good rarepair
Something- funny-
[OOC] TELL ME WHY IN THE MIDDLE OF REPLYING TO PEACH BLOSSOM I GOT A PEACHGATO TIKTOK IM IN TEARS THIS IS SO FUNNY
warning as the trend is suggestive
I LOVE THEM,OK? I LOVE RAREPAIRS
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gimme our fav crack ship affogato/peach blossom (bonus dark cacao in the femboy cuck chair) thanks bestie
I like the idea of dark cacao bringing peach blossom back to his kingdom and affogato is there and gets extremely pissed off because he thinks this guy dark cacao brought back is trying to steal the throne himself. He sees peach blossom as a threat.
He will probably have his lil cultists keep an eye on peach blossom when they can. Especially when peach blossom gets taken on a tour by dark cacao around the kingdom.
He ends up feeling a weird feeling that could only be described as jealousy, and he decides to confront peach blossom.
Affo would probably use some incense or conjure up some sort of truth magic to try and get peach blossom to admit he's doing the exact thing he was planning when in reality affogato is just projecting
Dark Cacao ends up walking in on them talking and catches affogato angrily talking down to peach blossom about him "ruining his plans" and dark cacao is at the door and is just like what plans??
Peach Blossom decides to lie on behalf of affogato, which confuses him even more.
Dark Cacao leaves, and affo doesn't understand how peach blossom could even have lied to begin with if he still got truth juice in him
"While I am not a fan of the way you're going about things, I can't say I'm that concerned. I will be going back home to my garden soon anyways. Mortal cookies spend too much time worrying about riches and power."