All Mights Date with AFO!Inko headcanons
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This all started when AFO!Inko noticed how much time All Might would spend at her house.
Mama AFO noticed how he wanted to help out more, stay over longer, give her lingering looks, and even come over when Izuku wasn't home.
Once mama AFO noticed this she soon realized her greatest enemy had a school boy crush on her!
Like for real Toshinori she's married WTF?!
After getting over the initial disgust she realized how beneficial this could be for her.
She could get valuable information out of him and then ultimately kill him in a freak accident.
So after charming him with her feminine wilds he finally asks her on a date.
One should really be proud of Mama AFO she only vomited once during the seducing process.
I'm not shocked AFO is committing adultery but come on Toshinori!!!
They go to really nice little Cafe where hopefully no one either of them know will find them.
Things go great she learns more about UA's defenses and gets a free meal.
Meanwhile Toshi thinks him and her are hitting it off believing that her invasive questions into UA's top secret files are just her worries for Izu.
Yep everything was going according to mama AFO's plan until deku and the squad pulled up.
Much like a movie mother and son meet eye's and both realized they messed up.
All it took was Uraraka to point out Izuku's mom with their teacher and it was all over.
It was anarchy All Might was embarrassed, Izuku felt betrayed in the worst way, Inko was denying everything, and Todoroki was theorizing faster than Idia could process the situation.
Izuku: "All Might you've been dating my MOM?!"
Inko: "Sweetie it's not what you think!"
Todoroki: "I called it! I f*cking called it! Midoriya is All Mights secret love child!"
Izuku: "Like seriously she's married!"
Izuku felt like he got cheated on...
The whole situation just flew over Idia and Uraraka's head they just stood in shock until Uraraka noticed something in Inko's bag.
It was in that moment mama AFO pulled out her plan C.
Also known as plan if they get caught on this date.
Mama AFO brought out the small baby picture album full of embarrassing pictures of bebe Izu.
Inko: "Well me and Mr. All Might were just sharing pictures of his favorite student."
That became the day Izuku died of embarrassment as his friends were told the tale of how he somehow got covered completely in chocolate syrup as a toddler.
Complete with embarrassing pictures.
That was real clutch tho, good thing mama AFO carries a small photo album of Izu everywhere she goes.