How to turn me into a Paruru wota.
Clearly, Paruru is not the most loved AKB48 member at the moment. I mean even Google doesn't care enough to complete her name (see below) and instead gives me a result about a certain phobia that I may actually have. THE MORE YOU KNOW.
But it's quite simple to turn this around actually. Paruru's management are you taking this down? Here's 3 simple steps on how to turn everyone into a Paruru fan.
1. Find another girl, preferably also cute and cuddly, to pair up with her. And I mean pair up with her. Fanservices, duets, kisses and the entire package. Paruru herself is as interesting as a flower vase at the moment so giving her a partner is the best way to go. The noisiest and craziest chunk of the fandom is all about shipping anyway so why not indulge us by giving us a new couple to ship? That way our tits will calm down about this whole omg-they're-pushing-her-to-be-centre thing and focus instead on all the raburabu that will ensue.
2. Let that girl be Kawaei Rina.
3. Now make them kiss.
May God!Mayuyu hear my prayers. Amen.
