Oct 23, 2015
ameliamacmillan replied to your post:Hey Apple Jack
I’M LAFFIN LAUREN. APPLE JACK.
Don’t you fucking dare, Alf.
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ameliamacmillan replied to your post:Hey Apple Jack
I’M LAFFIN LAUREN. APPLE JACK.
Don’t you fucking dare, Alf.
all the texts pls :)
Send ❤ for a loving text.
[Text to Alf] You know how I’m basically your favourite person ever? [Text to Alf] I have zero ideas on what to get Aubs for Christmas and I need your help and have I mentioned how awesome you are? And pretty. And just really amazing in general. So you’ll help me, right?
Send ☁ for a hateful text.
[Text to Alf] As your reluctant friend, it’s my duty to tell you that whatever that jumper was that you wore on that last Hogsmeade trip? Yeah you need to burn it right now. And maybe take a step back cause it’s so hideous I’m convinced that it’s possessed by demons. [Text to Alf] Did you fall on your head just before you bought? I’m just trying to understand.
Send ♔ for a admiring text.
[Text to Alf] I’ve got this new song that I wanna play for you. [Text to Alf] Well I wanted to play it for someone.[Text to Alf] And you’re a pretty good listener, I guess.[Text to Alf] Meet me in the same place as last time?
Send ● for a text that wasn’t meant for you.
[Text to Alf] I wouldn’t have said anything to you, if you were just gonna give me shit about it. Why’d you have to be such a huge dick, Piers? Screw you.[Text to Alf] Uh...yeah that obviously wasn’t for you. But it was the conversation right above yours and I guess I clicked the wrong one. So yeah just ignore me.[Text to Alf] Piers is just being a wanker. Shocker.
Send ♬ for a desperate text.
[Text to Alf] Fuck, Alf. I’m so fucking late for Potions. Wayne’s gonna kill me. [Text to Alf] I’ll be there in five. Just stall or something, okay? Spill some Armadillo Bile on Ben if you have to. And don’t ask what happened. I’m not even sure what happened.
[owl] Hey! I got a reply from my parents. They'd love to have you over Christmas. We have a spare room, so you're more than welcome to stay. I promise we don't bite! ;D
[owl] Am I a dick if I say I’ll think about it?