Victor and Polka for the kitchen/cooking habits~
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you.. (KITCHEN/COOKING HABITS)@ahealingpolka
Who washes the dishes by hand and who uses the dishwasher?
//Since Polka is usually homebound, she likely has more time to spend washing dishes by hand. Victor does so on occasion, usually when he needs a mindless task to do, but normally he just throws everything into the dishwasher.
Who cuts vegetables, fruit, etc by hand and who uses the easy to use chopper?
//A similar concept here where Polka cuts vegetables and fruits and such by hand and Victor occasionally does the same but usually uses the chopper.
Who pours the cereal into the bowl first and who pours milk before the cereal?
//Cereal first and then milk. They aren’t heathens, you know.
Who buys/drinks bottle water and who uses/drinks from the tap?
//Since Polka gets sick really easily, it makes sense for her to buy bottled water. It’s usually the safer option. Victor, on the other hand, doesn’t care and drinks from the tap.
Who hoards disposable containers and who throws them away?
//They just buy their own containers. Cute ones with fancy designs on it. Much better ones than any old disposable container.
Who buys milk in a paper carton and who buys it in a plastic jug?
//I doubt either has a preference. It’s just whatever is available at the store.
Who picks paper bags and who picks plastic bags after grocery shopping?
//They both probably bring their own reusable bags to the store.
Who HOARDS the plastic bags and who recycles them?
//They recycle the bags but in doing so, they need to hoard a bunch of bags.
Who hoards salt/pepper packs, togo silverware and other togo condiments?
//I don’t think these two would hoard condiments and plastic silverware but Victor does have a small collection of fun salt and pepper shakers and Polka probably has a nice collection of fancy silverware. Maybe even some tea sets.
Who lets the garbage can overflow before throwing it out?
//Victor is always meaning to throw out the garbage but he forgets and lets it overflow by mistake.
Who gets annoyed when someone doesn’t use the clips for the potato chips?
//Probably Polka but in all fairness to Victor, he rarely opens a bag of chips that he cannot finish.
//Victor eats a lot of snacks and can’t be bothered to get a real plate for it all the time. Besides, there’s something nice about throwing away a plate and not having to clean after yourself.
//Both of them do because they aren’t heathens and coffee tables should be protected from drink rings.
Who licks the spoon/butter knife after they use it?
//Victor does. He doesn’t even think before he does it anymore. It’s just a thing you learn to do at the Ross house so people don’t use your shit.
Who loses the bread ties?
//You come into my house and accuse my children of losing bread ties? How dare you.
Who kicks the ice under the fridge when it falls on the ground?
//Victor but only on really bad days.
Who constantly cuts/burns themselves when they cook?
//Both of them constantly hurts themselves as they cook. For Polka it’s because of some sense of clumsiness but for Victor it’s because he gets a little absentminded while he cooks.
Who organizes the spice rack?
//Both of them are constantly reorganizing that spice rack. Not because it needs it but because it’s something to do.
Who uses the microwave more?
//Victor snacks so much you guys, I can’t stress this enough. He needs that microwave.
Who stops the microwave one second before time’s up?
//Probably Polka. That microwave noise is not good.
