me: *opens mathbook*
sister: EWW OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SMELL
me: It... it smells like--
sister: AGHHH LIKE NEW BOOK AND B.O.!?! DID YOU LIKE LIFT AN ELBOW OR SOMETHING?!!?!
me: -- like... new gloves. oh. okay.
sister: *lifts arm* it may or may not be me
me: ...
sister: ...
me: ...
sister: hehe










