#ailsa's thirstposting

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Xia Zhiguang + horses. For Reasons™

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I'm sorry, boss, I can't work today. There has been An Attack on Me, Personally and now my head is just filled with TV static, the word "ARMS" on a continuous loop, and ancient dial-up modem noises.

(via Weibo)

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But who wore it better?

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I would normally say something witty here as a justification for posting these aside from "unquenchable thirst," but the fact is my head is just white noise and dial-up modem noises and "arms ARMS ARRRRRRMMMMMSSSSSS A R M S" on a continuous loop

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Xia Zhiguang serving some elite secret agent and/or serial killer vibes and I cannot express how much I'm Here For It™. 🫠 Between the suit, the smirk, the split lip, the knife, and that single, black leather glove, I may actually pass out. WHAT is happening!? (Can there be more?)

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Okay so hear me out: *THIS* modern AU.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.

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Zhang Zhehan dripping in pearls, a collage. (For science.)