#ajdjakf

[evilovesyou]

Dear Mr. Niall Horan,

I am pleased to report that your pleas to join your club have not fallen upon deaf ears. I would love to take part in such a society, especially if you provided for the garments necessary to convey our ideals to the public.

Yours truly,

A poor woman in need of funds to travel to see you

[ask-bason-boorhees]

Unintelligible whining

[evilovesyou]

Harry. Please. Don’t sell “watermelon” scented candles. 💀