jobs for comedian alan resnick:
-tennis ballboy
-man who snakes wires through tight spaces
-crawlspace sitter (like a house sitter)
-cvs cashier/brings key to unlock the chapsticks
-creator of some kind of plastic dingle used in the mortuary sciences like whatever the equivalent would be to the little pizza tables that keep the pizza box from touching the cheese
-soda jerk with red and white striped shirt



















