#alcameso

[smokeandsteam]

after life

no.3 grubloved // no.4 althea davis // no.5 samsketchbook, “how to decay gracefully”

[alcameso]

how is the rental application $75, AND if there’s insufficient funds in your account they take $25, AND if there’s insufficient funds my BANK TAKES ANOTHER $30 i didn’t know that shit that happens in monopoly was real- like i knew it was a little real but not in the ba dum tsss kind of way bro FRUCK

[smokeandsteam]

animals

no. 4 unknown

[alcameso]

i literally made the house from popular board game Clue in sims 4 and its available in the gallery if you search Literally The Clue House go use it pretty please thanks

[smokeandsteam]

anger

no. 1 unknown

[alcameso]

i fell for the classic blunder.

i naively trusted a recipe blog without the necessary shroud of suspicion needed to navigate modern internet. avast! non-dairy AND eggless pancakes? could it be? the two ingredients i want to avoid using? what a coincidence! the AI generated insult to all that is good breakfast hid in the crowd of other bad recipes like a mirror shard in a school on fish. all looking identical but upon closer inspection there is only myself to blame. it’s images boasted of decently thick pancakes, but nothing to write home about, and very few ingredients required for the desired product. if they had looked any thicker my senses would’ve sounded the alarms, but its like they knew. who ever posted this knew the threshold at which they should leash their sick hubris. if the pancakes look too good the recipe won’t be believable. like a bumbling fool, a naive child, the village idiot i opened my heart. i saw the ingredients list and- god, even then i knew- I KNEW i should be more suspicious. i thought “surely, none of these ingredients create a rising affect. but maybe its the ratio of these ingredients that will give me good pancakes? lets try it out!” why must i suffer? why must i suffer as i lay my eyes upon where i should see my pancake but instead i see CREPES! REALLY BAD CREPES! and barely at that!

anyways i’m down 1 1/2 cups of flour and VERY FEW OTHER INGREDIENTS… but its the principle!

[alcameso]

i made the spirited away bathhouse on sims - but also not really - but its like, damn close for something i hadn’t initially set out to make - but like there’s definitely creative liberties not even including the fact that the film obviously doesn’t depict a full layout so do with that what you will.

my user on sims is also alcameso, but if that doesn’t work try… um. my old user, uhh… hawkstar291388, which is my fucking warriors fursona name with my old lunch number slapped at the end.

anyways.

now that you know my most intimate thoughts, enjoy the spirited away bathhouse.

[alcameso]

so its funny cause usually when you have boob pain you get the spooky lil thought of “omg cancer” but you gotta fuck-it-we-ball your way out of it so you dont freak out. well this month ive been getting a buncha of labs done for 748283747 other reasons that haven’t involved boobs but do inevitably also tell me about boobs

so i know i dont have any of the usual spooky things- but now im at this new level of existential dread where my brain is like “ah yes, its gotta be the thing worse than [insert worst disease’s names here]” and im not sure what it could possibly mean by that but that’s! just mental illness for ya’ 👉🏽👉🏽

anyway i have new undiscovered horrific disease (my boob just hurts a little) ask me anything