Dec 19, 2022
Austin: I never said I was gonna get back together with him. But I was thinking, he’s in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave him a call?
Shiane: No. No, Austin, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Austin calls Alex. Number five: Jamie gets eaten by a shark.
Jamie: I’m Jamie, and I approve the order of that list.
#my ocs#shiane lashae#austin graham#jamie beau#alex caxton#incorrect quotes#there’s lore here#this is so good to me bc i used an incorrect quote generator for most of these#and so far i’ve had to change the names manually#but this one just immediately hit me with all of these names (except for alex but still)#and it’s like. literally perfect and so befitting of all their characters as well as their relationships with each other#funnier to imagine austin saying this hoping shiane will be like ‘don’t run back to your ex… come to me instead’#in reality she’s wondering if she should move jamie’s shark attack death up a few on the list