#alexander<3

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

more about the orange triooooo

ok so WARNING THE FOLLOWING WILL CONTAIN MENTIONS AND DISCUSSIONS OF INCEST JUST GO AWAY IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT

Alex is the youngest, he's almost two years younger than phillippa, and about four ish years younger than Camilla (idk ill say a million different things about this, age is weird in my madd universes)

Also, Alex calls Camilla; Cami, Sweetie and Mommy as well as Ma'am and Sir lol, also calls her Mami a LOT

Camilla calls Alex: Darling, Dear and Babyboy, and Al and Lexi, Pup/puppy because yes, and also calls him little one or little brother (he hates the first one, he only somewhat hates the second haha guess whyyy)

Phillippa calls camilla: Mommy and Ma'am, rarely sir but she does call her daddy on the regular lmao, she also calls her baby and Mami (because yes of fucking course she does) and she calls her Cam instead of Cami

Alex calls Phillippa; Baby, sweetie and darling when he's comforting her, he also calls her sis and Mami kinda jokingly (when he thinks she looks hot) but always when they're speaking Spanish haha (HE HAS ISSUES OKAY)

Philippa calls Alex; Baby, sweetie, sweets, sweetheart (always said condescendingly) and Alexander when she's mad at him (jokingly or fr)

Camilla calls Phillippa; Babygirl, little one (She hates it), sweetie, darling and dear, and calls her little sis and occasionally also kitten just because phillippa absolutely dies from it

So yeah... that's that

@thevampireslovelywife here you go the weird shit part eins

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

headcanons, well canon that Alex sat down with Charles (his bf/bsf with benefits) and explained to him the whole incest thingie with Philippa and Camilla, because at that point he hadn't seen Phillippa in more than a year cus college and hadn't seen Camilla in like three cus family issues and also her moving away

and he just goes "I really need you to not judge me. please." and ofc Charles is kinda taken aback but he loves Alex and so he listens and just doesn't speak for a few minutes, letting him explain it all.

and Alex basically goes well I haven't seen either of them in so long and I just miss them so much but no on here (college) would've understood why that is and he's just having such a hard time and its reminded him of how they both comforted him, more than his parents ever did.

and Charles, at the end goes "Just so you know, I don't think you're disgusting for this." and Alex just breaks because he was so scared of that and he misses them so much and he just can't do this without his people by his side and no one here gets him and nothing compares to them.

and Charles, because he's amazing and a good guy, buys him a flight to where Camilla's college is and gifts it to Alex and he just bawls his eyes out for like half an hour after he realises

AND AHHHH I CANT I LOVE HIM

and like I can so imagine him turning up at her college grad or smth and her just dropping whatever she has in her hands and sprinting towards him haha

theyre so cuteeee

I feel like Phillippa would have also gotten there somehow but would've actually planned it with cam

and they'd all three be like fuck this shit we're moving in together

CUTIESSS

@thevampireslovelywife another rant lol

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

Rant about my paras incoming,,,,

OK SO YK HOW I SAID PHILLIPPA HAD A SISTER

I HAVE ESTABLISHED. THE. ORDER

ok so I've been kinda wanting to make my paras Alex and Phillippa related basically from the start but I never did because they also seemed to have a romance thingie going on?

but i can now say that that's not the case or it's at least a bit different. Lol.

I'm unsure eif they're twins or cousins or whatever but they're defo closely related

and uh then there Camilla who is I think three years older than Phillippa and four older than Alex and uh she's a bit fucked up as in like her and Phillippa have a pretty codependent dom/sub relationship that's been going on... welp for a long time

and uh Alex grew up with them, they're all three VERY CLOSE and yeah

Alex is also somehow involved in the thing between Cam and Phillippa but it's kinda weird overall because they're all very casual with each other in a very familiar way, but like kinda off yk

LIKE. they're very close, but if you actually watch them for a bit, they seem too close, almost like they're in a long term relationship

and uh yeah thats that

@thevampireslovelywife Numero duo

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

that one tiktok sound "everybody knows. everybody knows that he fucks you." but it's about Phillippa and Alex

thats all. sry y'all

@thevampireslovelywife more fucked up stuff yay also i find this rlly hilarious cus i can so imagine Reg saying that rlly casually all the time and forgetting that he can't say it around ppl who don't know lmao

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

just made this, it’s fucking hilarious

Note: I’ll explain the {} guy later when I have the energy to

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

love the phrase "for legal reasons that was a joke" because what if it's actually for legal reasons huh? What then?

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

my para Alex's rice purity score being 18,,,

following conversation:

alex: her (my paraself's) rice purity score is like 22 or some shit!

me: his rice purity score is fucking 18!

teacher: YOURE NOT EVEN EIGHTEEN WTF

@thevampireslovelywife im so funny (i gtg eat dinner now I'll brb thoo)

[justaboymadeofhoneyandglass]

new people!!!

So we have Charlie and Alexander as well as Violet, they are all new and ive gotta figure out some stuff about them before posting but ye I'll make tags for em and all that