#alexturnerssidehoe

[ofools]

hey i just wanted to say i recently started looking at your art and as an artist and a writer, you're HELLA good and i can only hope that if i keep working at it, i'll be one day as good as you are; i really appreciate your work thank you so much

omg this is so kind of you to say! Thank you very much! I really appreciate this!

[colbertmmunist]

it is i, ur local screaming goth gay reading to fuck A 50 YEAR OLD MAN I MEAN HONESTLY HE SHOULD SEX ME also i am in a fukcing pit of deadness and horror now that jon & stephen ARE OFF AIR HOLYF JCK AIGN SHIT WHAT A M I EVEN SUPPOSED TO DO NOW THAT MY TWO HUSBANDS ARE NOT EVNE ON THE TVV ANYMREO FHOF UC K ING SHIT anyways.... have u listened to froot yet also bush did 9/11 #wackyisar00dtoon trend it

I M FUCKIG,N SCERAMINGGGGGGGGYHGNMNHG THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE THING IVE E EVR READ IMM LAUHGING SO HARD FUCKCNK 

STEPHEN IS 51 THO SO IT SHOULD BE 51 

OTHER THAN THAT THIS WAS P E R F E C T

[cowboydesi]

alexturnerssidehoe replied to your photoset “in case anyone has forgotten/doesn’t know how ridiculous my hair is”

your hair is absolutely beautiful

thank you!! :)

[colbertmmunist]

alexturnerssidehoe replied to your post “ok but my question is why the fuck do people still like bradley cooper...”

they like him because he's in guardians of the galaxy

american sniper is unforgivable tho like i know you've seen all the shit it feeds tbh

[clipnipples]

do 1-100 :))

oooomfg ok thank u lol :’)

1. Last kiss: saturday: steve2. Last phone call: yesterday: vanessa3. Last text message: 3mins ago: joey4. Last song you listened to: Pierce the Veil - Besitos5. Last time you cried: two hours ago lol

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: ye7. Been cheated on: nah8. Self harmed: nah9. Lost someone special: uh nah10. Been depressed: nah11. Been drunk and threw up: lol yes

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

12. had sex: ye13. How many people have you had sex with this year? 215. Made a new friend: ye17. Laughed until you cried: ye18. Met someone who changed you: nah19. Found out who your true friends were: yis20. Found out someone was talking about you: nah26. What did you do for your last Birthday: uh idk27. What time did you wake up today: like 1pm29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: SHAKY KNEES30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time: last christmas31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: bigger income lol32. What are you listening to right now: Childish Gambino - Bonfire33. When is the last time you had sex? saturday looool34. Who’s getting on your nerves right now: Forrest35. Most visited webpage: tumblr activity36. Favorite colour: red37. Nicknames: mel/$wag ma$ster/pu$$y de$troyer38. Relationship Status: single39. Zodiac sign: virgo40. Male or female: female41. Primary school: done42. Secondary School: done43. High school/college: almost done44. Eye color: brown46. Height: 5/2”47. Do you have a crush on someone: ye48. What do you like about yourself: nothing lol49. Piercings: 6 all on ears50. Tattoos: 1 tht says “Your faith has got to be greater than your fear”51. Righty or lefty: righty

FIRSTS:

53. First piercing: ear lobes54. First best friend: lily55. First hookup: forrest56. First Bestfriend: ????? this was 54????

RIGHT NOW:

59. Eating: mcnuggs60. Drinking: coke61. I’m about to: cry62. Listening to: Moulin Rouge Cast - Elephant Love Medley63. Waiting for: money

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids? sure65. Get married? sure66. Career: lol what

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. Lips or eyes: lips68. Hugs or kisses: kisses69. Shorter or taller: taller70. Older or Younger: older71. Romantic or spontaneous: spontaneous72. Nice stomach or nice arms: nice arms73. Sensitive or loud: loud74. Hook-up or relationship: rn hook-ups stiiillll lol

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: yeah77. Drank hard liquor: yeah78. Lost glasses/contacts: nah79. Had sex: ye80. Broken someone’s heart: uh idk maybe lol82. Been arrested: no83. Turned someone down: ye84. Cried when someone died: yea85. Fallen for a friend: yeah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself: no87. Miracles: yes and i need one88. Love at first sight: no89. Heaven: sure90. Santa Clause: lol wtf bruh91. Kiss on the first date: yeah92. Angels: u mean julian casablancas93. How would you label yourself? emo punk beach goth #nice94. Someone You Pray Everyday For: myself lol95. Did you sing today: yeah96. Who From All Your Ex’s have You Cared The Most About: ??? lol fuck those bitches97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go? 199898. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For? $$$$$ and to see the strokes99. Are you afraid of falling in love? nah100. Do you like the way you look? nah

[vvitch-of-mire]

Music Questions

I was tagged by the beautiful lebeloiseau

1: If you were a TV producer and you had to choose 5 band members to live together for a reality show, who would you choose?

I would love to the the personality clash between Marina + The Diamonds, Bruno Mars, Patrick Carney, and Alex Turner. Then to balance it out I feel the chill of Nick O'Malley or maybe Jamie Cook would be needed. 

2: If you had to get lyrics tattooed on your body, which lyrics would they be?

"Beyond all ideas of right and wrong there is a field, I will be meeting you there." Human Sadness by Julian Casablancas + the Voidz or All of Anaconda tattooed across my ass 

3: Older music or newer music?

I don't care. Any music is good music, as long as it's good music.

4: What would you do if you worked at a restaurant and your favorite band showed up?

I would probably treat them like a regular customer for the duration of the meal. Maybe afterwards chat them up if I'm not bothering them.  

5: Have you ever written a letter or given a gift to a band member?

No. I've been tempted to though.

6: What 3 songs make you ridiculously happy?

Agree with lebeloiseau on Uptown funk by Bruno Mars, Finger Back by Vampire Weekend, and Father Electricity by Julian Casablancas + the Voidz

7: If you were in a band, what instrument would you play?

Do lead vocal count? (What can I say, I'man attention whore.) Ejther that or bass.

8: Favorite band member of all time?

No.

Don't.

Ask.

That.

9: Have you ever gotten a tweet from your favourite band?

I'm not popular or witty enough for that.

10: How do you feel about mosh pits?

Lol.

11: Have you met your favourite band yet?

I HAD TO LEAVE BEFORE I COULD MEET JULIAN WHEN HE CAME TO THE 9:30 CLUB AND AS I GOT IN THE CAR I SAW BEARDO RUN OUT AND MAYBE JULES CAME AFTER BUT MY PARENTS TOLD ME A HAD TO BE HOME BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND it's sort of a touchy topic.

12: Name three bands you can’t stand other than Blood On the Dancefloor or Brokencyde

"The 1975

The 1975

The 1975" -lebeloiseau

^agreed

13: Did you go through an embarrassing scene or emo phase?

Naw. But I did go through a weeaboo phase. Please don't ever talk to 7th grade me okay.

14: How do you feel about bands that never change their sound?

I think it's strange for artist to not change their sound at all. As human beings we all change and mature, and art in it's many mediums is a reflection of humanity. So when people don't experiment in their art it tells me that maybe they're not being as much of an artist as they could be. 

15: How do you feel about bands who have gone in a completely different direction with their sound?

Maybe I won't like they're new sound, or maybe I will. But as an artist they have my respect and understanding that there are reasons as to why they've changed. (As long as it is done in means that retain they're artistry.) But not many bands I am aware completely change. 

16: have you ever had a bad concert experience?

I loved the concert and the music itself, but the guy I went with was a complete and utter asshat.

17: Mark Hoppus or Pete Wentz?

Roger Daltrey?

18: How many songs do you have on your ipod/phone/whatever right now?

I think around 700?

19: What was the first song from your favorite band that you’ve ever heard?

When the Sun Goes Down- Arctic Monkeys, a friend got me into them.

Baba O"Riley- The Who, one of my dad's favorite bands. One of mine as well.

20: Have you ever been stereotyped because of the type of music you listen to?

I bite people who try that shit on me.

21: Have you ever lost respect for a band member/band for something they said or did?

That asshole from the 1975. Yeah that'll do.

22: Would you rather be a roadie or a band member?

Band member. I enjoy performing. 

23: Have you ever listened to a few seconds of a song and just thought “fuck no.” and turned it off?

24: Are you good at songwriting?

I write poetry. If I tried and had a little musical help I think I could.

25: Guitar or Bass?

Bass, it's the kind of sound you can feel course through you. It can shake you. I love the deepness that you can feel in your heart. Definitely bass.

I tag- ughticmonkeys, thelastshadowmonkeyswow, and alexturnerssidehoe

[freshprincesofsheffield]

1-42

well shit dude, go hard or go home eh? LOL

Have you ever:

1. Skipped class? yes

2. Done drugs? define drugs

3. Self harmed? yep

4. Drank? duh

5. Shoplifted? not but i’ve gotten people to do it for me 

6. Gotten a tattoo? nope

7. Broken up with someone? yeah a few times

What’s your favorite:

8. Show? already answered

9. Movie? forrest gump, a hard days night, cry-baby, edward scissorhands, POTC, nowhere boy & the mummy

10. Song? i have like a top 50 LOL 

11. Tumblr? all the ones i follow

12. Singer/Band? the beatles, arctic monkeys, mumford & sons, the white stripes, nirvana, ed sheeran & the 1975

13. Memory? every time i talk to boy

14. Book? looking for alaska & lolita (I’m so basic lol) 

This or that:

15. Invisibility or Ability to fly? fly

16. Cookies or Cake? cookies

17. Twitter or Facebook? twitter

18. Movies or Books? movies

19. Coke or Sprite? sprite (can’t drink coke anymore, reminds me too much of early high school drinking lol)

20. Blind or Deaf? ooof blind i guess, i love music too much

21. Tea or Coffee? coffee

What’s your:

22. Age? 19

23. Sign? scorpio

24. Height? 5’6

25. Sexual orientation? i like the peen

26. Shoe size? 7

27. Religion? on the path to being a buddhist

28. Longest relationship? 20 months 

Opinion on:

29. Gay rights? you mean basic human rights?

30. Second chances? i do them

31. Long distance relationships? I’ve been in 3… and my final verdict is you can do it if you’re good at compromises & sacrifices (like all relationships )

32. Abortion? basic human right

33. The death penalty? against it (already explained)

34. Marijuana ? legalize it and tax it so we can get better hospitals, education & over all life

35. Love? i’v already explained but its the most fucked up & beautiful thing 

Do you:

36. Believe in ghost? yes (already explained)

37. Shower facing the shower head or turned away from it? away

38. Sleep with the door opened or closed? depends

39. Love someone? yes x100000

40. Still watch cartoons? never been a fan, other than spongebob

41. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?” it’s complicated”

42. Like yourself? sometimes 

[colbertmmunist]

ur starter pack: a lot of dicks, red lipstick (pls no crazy ideas with those dicks AND lipstick), a lot of cds by the same artist, and a life sized cardboard cut out of all of am (like i said no crazy ideas)

truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu