#alexwhitmans

[ttptsd]

5233444843737634. oh look an excuse to talk about how great Laura is. cause I needed one of those. you are a nerd. you always make me laugh 100% of the time with your stupid jokes and we have so many inside jokes it's amazing. you always make me happy and I look forward to talking to you all the time. we talk on skype literally all the time. you care about people you love so much that I'm so so lucky and blessed that you care about me so much? and we are such a matched set that all our friends ship us and one day we will meet in person and cuddle a lot and take tons of selfies. and no one will ever forget the day Laura and Viv met in person. anyway I literally spend all my time trying to understand how much I love you and I still haven't wrapped my head around it entirely cause you're just one of the best people ever you are just??? so??? great??? no one ever stops trying to put into words how great Laura is because it's literally impossible. I'm gonna spend my entire life trying to figure out how to tell people how amazing Laura is. I love having her in my life I'm so so blessed to be her friend I love her SO MUCH.

[ttptsd]

I was like "I wish Laura was around to do this mutual numbers thing so I could say nice things about her" and then I was like hahaha you're funny AS IF YOU NEED AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT HOW AMAZING LAURA IS DON'T YOU DO THAT ENOUGH ALREADY

AS IF YOU HAVEN'T SPENT POSTS AND POSTS AND WORDS AND PLAYLISTS TRYING TO TELL THE WORLD HOW AMAZING YOU THINK LAURA IS

LAURA IS ONE OF THE BEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD AND IF YOU MISSED THAT YOU HAVEN'T BEEN PAYING ATTENTION TO MY BLOG AT ALL

[hauntedvelvet]

i love shruti yes i do if you love shruti you should reblog this post and spread the love

[monsterhunting]

make me choose ↳ alexwhitmans asked me: max evans or puppies?

[thelancehunter]

Shut up Grace

Me all the time about everything

[hauntedvelvet]

i'm not tagging anyone but you should be happy i'm doing this anyway

um idk i like a lot of musicals - rent, grease, hsm - basically give me musicals or give me death tbh. my favorite movies are castle in the sky, the breakfast club, scooby doo and the ghoul school, scooby doo on zombie island, lets just keep it at "assorted scooby doo movies", also assorted disney movies, etc. 

Do you have a ship “type” (i.e. love/hate, best friends, fluff, angst, etc)? If so, what is it?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BYE

What’s your Hogwarts house? 

slytherin all the way

Is there any specific quote that you feel describes you? If so what is it? Why this quote? If not, just name a quote you like.

i used to have a list of quotes i liked but i think i threw it out a few years ago. anyway the quote that i think sums me up the most is:

❝ I love the person I've become, because I fought to become her.

What do you believe is your fatal flaw?

my overbearing need to make everything perfect

What are your favorite lyrics?

do you want to be here forever

okay i'm gonna keep this short and go with:

"i'm the fucking king of the world get on your knees i'm the fucking king of the world do as i please"

Why did you choose the url you have?

because it is me and i am my url

Do you remember your dreams or not usually?

i usually remember my dreams. unless i've been sleeping too much which is what i've been doing recently.

Have you ever felt personally victimized by Shruti making you watch tv shows?

not so much victimized as much as "damn it shruti i don't have time for another show"

What’s your sense of style? Do you stick to one or does it vary?

i will wear literally anything that makes me feel great

Finish this out with the dumbest pun you can think of.

i hate puns

seriously the only pun i can think of that i legitimately like is bya-queue-ya courtesy of shelbow

[hauntedvelvet]

alexwhitmans replied to your post:so apparently it’s nara day and shruti is upset...

i thought that was tomorrow is it today do i have to write nara

apparently shruti lied to me and it is tomorrow

[langdonmels]

you have full permission to yell at me about "wanting to poison this show's sandwich"

lapierrereine replied to your post “The only proof you need for your Fitz dies-ing is that Leopold FItz is your Alex Whitman.”

go laura omfg i can't breathe

i hate you both get out of my face wow leave no

lapierrereine replied to your post “lapierrereine replied to your post: lapierrereine replied to your...”

i'm just being realistic

missjunie replied to your post “Are you 100% sure that Fitz is going to die in the finale? I want to see the source of this information for myself so that (if it is true) I can finish all my FitzSimmons fanworks.”

Why is Fitz going to die?!?

because i'm convinced he will and i am always right

faithlehanez replied to your post “Are you 100% sure that Fitz is going to die in the finale? I want to see the source of this information for myself so that (if it is true) I can finish all my FitzSimmons fanworks.”

why

YOU ALL KNOW IT'S TRUE. LEOPOLD FITZ WILL DIE AND IT WILL BE SAD BUT I WILL BE OKAY AND MOVE ON AND I WILL BE RIGHT. all that matters is that i'm right.