As we noticed during the last parties, our beautiful house has been treated quite recklessly and one of this party's aims shall thus be to not damage this house even more.
+++ Activities that have to be avoided include but are not limited to: +++
- Spilling an indefinable sticky liquid over our electronic devices
- Misplacing your glasses, smoking weed and as a consequence painting our walls in salmon-pink colour
- Wasting lovely and expensive drinks by sharing it with the floor
- Losing control of your jar muscles and distributing red-coloured chewing gum evenly all over the place
- Being too drunk to identify the ashtrays and burning random balcony plants
- Breaking furniture while tieing your shoes
- Hurting yourself without noticing and spilling blood in the living room
- Falling asleep in the bathroom and thus forcing people to pee in really not designated areas
+++ Please consider focusing on other activities, which could include:+++
- Downing an admirable amount of liquor at our place and getting drunk with us instead of art a pre-party
- Therefore bring a lot of lovely beverages and not steal other's
- Insinuating to some of the handsome and charming, but yet single men (and women) attending the party.
- Showing impressive dancing skills, moving rhythmically to music, typically following a set sequence of steps on our dancing carpet
- Manoeuvring others into a favourable intoxicated state by subtle manipulation
- Help us to not get a heart attack in the morning by cleaning spilled drinks and looking after the apartment
- Watching or listening to someone with eager pleasure or interest
- Having a talk, especially an informal one, with one, two or more people, in which news and ideas are exchanged
- Experimenting with or show a superficial interest in ideas, people, and activities without committing oneself to it too seriously
- If too intoxicated, sliding slowly and smoothly into a particular place (like Jomfru Ane Gade)
Bring a lot of alcoholic beverages and see you on Saturday,
Hannah, Leonie, and Mario
