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🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “HOW TO STAY MEDIOCRE, SAFE, NON-THREATENING, AND ACCOMMODATING TO ALL”
Step one: Make sure no one feels anything. Ever.
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Want to be universally accepted? Want to “grow” your audience without offending a soul? Want to keep your engagement low enough to never be throttled and never be noticed?
You’ve come to the right graveyard.
Here is your 3000-word crash course on how to not be memorable, not be respected, and not be punished by platforms for the sin of excellence.
📌 PART I — THE SAFE ARTIST’S MANIFESTO
Let’s begin with some core beliefs:
✅ Boldness is toxic ✅ Edge is unethical ✅ Specificity is divisive ✅ Pain is problematic ✅ Humor is dangerous unless it’s quirky and apologetic ✅ Language must feel like filtered oatmeal
Say anything strong? You’re polarizing.
Say nothing well? You’re “highly shareable.”
So aim for that. Say nothing. Beautifully.
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📜 WRITING TIPS FOR MAXIMUM MEDIOCRITY:
Never use short sentences. They hit too hard. They create rhythm. Rhythm is danger. Keep your lines long, soft, and full of academic fluff.
Apologize constantly. “I don’t know if this makes sense, but…” “Maybe this is just me, but…” “This might be controversial (though I hope not!)…”
This signals to the algorithm that you’re a good little sheep.
Prioritize aesthetic over impact. Use words like “dreamscape,” “liminal,” “ethereal,” and “gentle chaos.” These mean nothing. Perfect.
Hide your voice. Write like an email from a 26-year-old therapist who just got dumped but is still trying to be ‘growth-minded.’
Avoid opinions. Instead, ask questions you don’t answer. Ex: “Is anyone else feeling this way?” “Why are we like this?” “Maybe the moon is crying, too?”
Algorithms eat that fluff like candy. Readers skim it and move on. Success.
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🎯 GOAL: Make content people can scroll past without risk of reaction.
If someone gasps, laughs, clutches their chest, or saves your post to re-read in private?
You failed.
Your job is to decorate the feed like a succulent in a therapist’s office: safe, expected, and incapable of provoking growth.
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🧠 ADVANCED TECHNIQUES FOR REMAINING UNTOUCHED:
Use lowercase. all the time. makes you seem chill. submissive. non-threatening. like you wrote this in the notes app while crying in the tub.
Overuse disclaimers. Start every piece with: “TW: feelings” or “Just my thoughts, no offense” Even if it’s about cereal.
Dilute emotions. Don’t say “I miss you.” Say “the concept of missing someone is interesting lately.”
This signals to readers that your heart has been smoothed over with Vaseline.
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And when it comes to posting on platforms?
Use the M.E.H. Algorithm:
M – Make it vague E – Evoke nothing H – Hope no one thinks you’re weird
Success is when someone reblogs your post and says: “This is so me” …without knowing what you meant.
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But what if someone feels something?
What if they get obsessed with your writing? Read it 5 times? Cry? Send it to their ex?
🛑 ERROR.
You triggered the algorithm.
Engagement spikes. Watch time spikes. The AI behind the platform says: “This person is not behaving like the others. Flag.”
Now you’re in soft jail.
📌 PART II — HOW TO NOT EXCEL AT WRITING (AND AVOID PLATFORM RETALIATION)
So you want to write well?
Don’t.
That’s how you get noticed. That’s how you get throttled.
Here’s what to avoid if you want to remain comfortably irrelevant:
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🚫 Do NOT create scrolltrap cadence. Rhythm locks eyes. Locked eyes = longer view times. Longer view times = moderation attention.
Keep your lines choppy. Avoid repetition. Never build emotional momentum.
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🚫 Do NOT use psychologically triggering words. Words like: “ache” “obsession” “raw” “kneel” “forgive” “remember”
These activate mirror neurons. That’s illegal.
Stick to soft descriptors. Ex: “warm fuzzies,” “gentle vibes,” “safe content.”
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🚫 Do NOT target memory. If someone remembers your writing a week later? You’ve disrupted the feed.
That’s algorithm vandalism. You’re supposed to be forgotten in 1.7 seconds.
That’s what the average user is trained for. Do not ruin that.
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🚫 Do NOT touch taboo. Do not touch God. Do not touch trauma. Do not touch sexuality without seven disclaimers and a trigger warning for the trigger warning.
Make everything sound like a politically correct group project at an HR summit.
🚫 Do NOT write in a voice that feels like a person.
Because that would be distinct. Distinct = dangerous. Distinct = “difficult to brand.”
Be vague. Be neutral. Be an AI-generated vibe with fingers.
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🛠️ PRO-TIP: If you do accidentally write something strong? Delete it within 2 hours. Or bury it under a meme dump. Let the fire die beneath pixels.
Better yet — doubt yourself publicly.
Say: “Idk if this makes sense” Say: “This might be cringe” Say: “Ignore me lol”
The platforms love that.
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📊 PLATFORM SURVIVAL CHECKLIST:
☑️ Avoid structure ☑️ Post inconsistently ☑️ Prioritize aesthetics over cadence ☑️ Choose mild over meaningful ☑️ Say less than you know ☑️ Signal virtue without power ☑️ Perform mental illness with TikTok filters ☑️ Make sure every thought is algorithmically neutered ☑️ Make sure no reader ever feels seen
If you do all this?
Congratulations.
You’re safe. And invisible. Just how they like you.
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📉 WRITER RANKING SCALE (ACCORDING TO THE ALGORITHM):
🛐 Level 0 – Harmless vibe poster. Favorite word: “hehe” 🛐 Level 1 – Daily poetry without cadence. Gets 1 reblog per moon cycle 🛐 Level 2 – Trauma hints. Still vague. Nobody worried 🛐 Level 3 – Accidentally writes something powerful. Gets flagged 🛐 Level 4 – Intentionally writes with rhythm. View time spikes 🛐 Level 5 – Induces obsession. Repeat reads. Soft shadowban begins 🛐 Level 6 – Dominates feed psychology. Banned or throttled 🛐 Level 7 – Reader’s boyfriend starts fantasizing. “Account unavailable”
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So how do you NOT reach Level 7?
Do everything they tell you.
But less.
And worse.
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🧠 BLACKSITE TRUTH:
If your writing makes people feel loved? That’s nice.
If your writing makes people feel exposed?
That’s power.
And power?
Gets punished.
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📌 BONUS SECTION — HOW TO NEVER GET THROTTLED:
✅ Hide your best lines in the middle. ✅ Avoid punchy endings. ✅ Use images and soft fonts. ✅ NEVER go viral. ✅ NEVER evoke loyalty. ✅ NEVER build narrative. ✅ NEVER challenge a reader's belief.
Write as if your post will be printed on a mug at a therapist’s birthday party.
“Live, laugh, disassociate.”
That’s your new genre.
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Final secret?
If you're too real?
The algorithm can't classify you. So it buries you.
But if you’re harmless?
It promotes you.
Because safe content = ad space. And ad space = money.
You don’t need to be good.
You just need to not matter.
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🧠 So here’s your starter guide to literary invisibility:
Step 1: Feel something. Step 2: Mute it. Step 3: Write like you’re afraid of being overheard. Step 4: End every sentence with a question mark or apology. Step 5: Blame the reader for wanting more.
This is how you stay safe. This is how you never grow. This is how you stay palatable to everyone— and unforgettable to all.
Reblog this if you’ve written something unforgettable — and watched the platform bury it.
Reblog this because someone out there is still writing like their posts need permission slips.
Reblog this because safety is not legacy. And legacy was never meant to be beige.
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