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how much you wanna bet lucretia was absolutely HORRIFIED when her journals were broadcast across the multiverse?

and like i don't mean in a "oh no they're getting closer to stopping me" sort of way, i mean in the sort of way that i, as a writer, would be completely mortified and disgusted with myself if 100 years of my writing was suddenly implanted into everyone's brains. please let her rewrite that she can do better cycle 32 was an experimental year, and she has NO idea what went wrong with the cycle 76 journals-

#taz #the adventure zone #taz balance #the adventure zone balance #taz lucretia #alicetalkstoherself

okay but you can’t tell me that at carey and killian’s reception when they throw the bouquet taako doesn’t fucking fight like a spartan to get and like casts blink or some shit to catch it midair and once he does he just fucking screams “YES” and spikes it like he just caught the game-winning football throw and he points to kravitz and shouts “YOU AND ME ARE NEXT, BABY!” and krav is just so fucking confused but also in love bc was that a goof? or did he just get proposed to in the weirdest fucking way??

#lit i have had this scenario in mind since before the finale so thanks griffin for making it plausible #taz #taz spoilers #taakitz #taz finale #alicetalkstoherself

i’m sorry but where did we as a fandom ever come up with the notion that kravitz was ever good at his job?? let’s look at what we know about this boy. in the time since he was introduced as a character, we watched him:

get his ass handed to him by the thb

let literally every single person he was supposed to reap in a single room off with a warning except for the one person who went willingly

go on a date with one of those former targets when it was SUPPOSED to be a business meeting

fall in love with aforementioned target

let a giant legion of the undead out of ghost jail

get two liches, the very thing he’s supposed to be hunting, a position with the same job he has

statistically speaking it seems like krav is really fucking bad at his job to be quite honest

#taz #the adventure zone #kravitz #kravitz taz #alicetalkstoherself

D&D Player Handbook: Dragonborn don't have tails.

TAZ fanartists drawing Carey Fangbattle: Hear that? That's the sound of me doing whatever the fUCK I WANT.

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okay so as many great posts as there about kravitz being annoyed/exhausted by lup and barry's antics as reapers, i think we're all forgetting something - kravitz, mr. "uses fake accents to sound more intimidating" and "shows up to reap souls as a crystal golem because apparently using his normal reaper form is just too boring," is JUST as flashy. so imagine this: barry is the chill, more reserved reaper. the one who responds to low-level offenses, or if somebody just needs a helping hand in crossing over. meanwhile lup and krav are the ones who respond to high-level necromancers, scythes out, hoods up, guns blazing like "SUP LICHES, WANNA FUCKING PLAY??"

#alicetalkstoherself #the difference is krav actually files his paperwork #taz #taz spoilers #death squad

just came to the realization that kravitz's job can pretty much be summed up as "put that thing back where it came from or so help me"

#alicetalkstoherself #tell me i'm wrong #taz #the adventure zone

one pro of being in the taz fandom is not panicking when a fic is labeled "major character death" bc it's usually tagged with some variation "they're fine but they're dead"

#'they died but they got better'#taz #the adventure zone #alicetalkstoherself

the do good society starts ending all of their memos about company events with "yes nadiya, it IS mandatory!"

#taz #the adventure zone #the adventure zone commitment #taz commitment #taz com #alicetalkstoherself

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