I'm so pumped Catholic tumblr has decided to enter into the alien Jesus debate
I've been screaming at people about this for like three years now
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I'm so pumped Catholic tumblr has decided to enter into the alien Jesus debate
I've been screaming at people about this for like three years now
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I just remembered the other week a number of freshman philosophy majors/minors were debating science and shit. And one of the things was aliens on other planets and stuff and Christianity based implications of the presence or lack of alien Jesus and I remember in that moment I was so bewildered. Because it’s like, are you talking life on other planets like reasonable beings with evolved societies and religion? Cause a fuck ton of people are just looking for simpler life. Like bacteria and shit. And also does your belief of God hinge on the fact that Jesus came and saved you and other life would ruin that? What exactly are you arguing there are too many moving parts and completely separate components to this..
Alien Jesus
Christmas is paranormal, change my mind.
WELL. Those were the funniest 41 minutes of tv I’ve ever experienced. Thank you Roswell, New Mexico, never change.
A lot of people call the alien side plot of American Horror Story Asylum “stupid” but they don’t seem to give it a true think about what it symbolised.
Asylum was filled the brim with those who considered themselves “Christians”. Asylum had a huge religious understone; what with the nuns, the Angel of Death and Satan. The aliens symbolised true Christianity:
Virgin birth = aliens impregnating Grace and Alma
Healing the lame = giving Pepper speech
Afterlife = taking Kit away when he was about to die
I hope we will see them again one day. Hell, maybe they’ll come in this season and zap Michael’s satanic ass.
It’s easy to label it dumb or stupid without actually thinking about it. But this was some amazing writing.
Turning water into wine. Feeding the hungry with fish and bread. Alien Jesus can work miracles with his Replicator: https://www.allriot.com/product/alien-jesus-t-shirt/