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“Boost,” he whispers. “I’m gonna die this is so boring. When can we leave?”

#allamericandisaster #i just wanted to use this icon honestly he's so.... Cute #t: tediality

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Ted squats down in a sprinting position, takes a deep breath, and sprints towards the spring board. His feet connect, and he immediately lets his momentum roll him forward into a hand repulsion before he gets a firm grip on the high bar. He executes a kip cast and hoists himself into a handstand and lets out a small laugh of satisfaction at the top. 0.4 points for him.

Of course, there’s no judges around. Just him and his mom’s old gym, the one that receives a steady supply of anonymous funding from him every month to keep up and running. It’s late, almost ten o’clock and he has the gym to himself, just how he likes it. A habit from his high school days– too many quips about how the rings were gonna snap under his body weight makes ol’ Teddy a shy boy.

He throws himself into a backwards Stalder, half turns into a reverse grip, and then launches himself around into a pike Stalder, counter straddle reverse hecht, and then catches himself back on the high bar with another laugh. Kord takes the lead. Ted shifts around, eyeing the low bar for his next move, when he sees a familiar blob of gold sitting in the stands.

“Gah!”

Ted turns his release into another loop at the last minute, painfully halting his momentum by snagging the bar behind his knees and hanging upside down to stare at his best friend with a hand on his chest.

“What are you doing here!?”

#allamericandisaster #this is incredibly self-indulgent #im looking up so many maneuvers there r like... a billion moves... damn..#AND TED CAN DO ALL OF THEM #there's a rly gool gymnastics wiki that has gifs of everything its very nice #t: the ol blue n gold

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“I’m pretty sure that anything with the word germ on the label is not made to be consumed by humans.”

He sets the jar back on the counter with a grimace. Wheat germ. What the fuck.

“What if I just ate, like, one piece of pizza.” He snaps his fingers. “Thin crust pizza! I’m gonna call in the order right now—”

#allamericandisaster #if pizza makes brain feel good and ur brain controls ur body obviously pizza is good for ur body too #ted is a scientist he knows these things #postin this before i go to sleep cause i cant think of a good response to other thread rip #t: chopped

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“I’m sorry, you did what to Tora’s movie collection?”

He tugs free the next twisted bundle of wires— when will L-Ron learn proper cable management?— and pokes his head out of the scraps of control panel to pin Booster with a look.

“You didn’t mess with her Frozen DVD, did you?” He points a finger at Michael in warning. “I’m not gluing your eyebrows back on when Bea is done with you.”

#allamericandisaster #idk......... take this shitty prompt and maybe it'll turn into something not shit #I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING MY BRAIN IS IN SLEEP MODE #t: 7 minutes in heaven

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“Okay, go long? Go wide?” Ted twists the football in his hand and winds his arm back. “Whatever, just— run!” He makes a shooing motion with his free hand. “Go!”

#allamericandisaster #just a wholesome football game between bros #BECAUSE I KNO BOOSTER WOULD GET THE DOPIEST HAPPIEST GRIN ON HIS FACE TO PLAY FOOTBALL AGAIN SO #this is self-indulgent im just thinkin about it now #t: touchdown

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