#alltime69

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Shit, my younger sister and dad are out in this. 

And Alz really dislikes storms. 

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When you realise how quickly you would die if it was just you and your sister in the house foreverrrr.

[mae-hatter]

The young children always go to annoy Alice first.

This makes me very happy.

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One day I think I need to make a ‘shit my sister says’ post. That bitch is the correct dose of creepy and hilarious.

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Also, Alice is marrying a fork.

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Teaching my sister about aids. Great role-model right here.

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I told my sister that she was a dick.

She turned to me, all joking gone from her face and said: "Would you like to know why that is? Because you are what you eat."

I can never look at her the same way again.

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I am tired and I am ill and HOLYSHITALICEGETOUTOFTHESHOWER!