Dear person I hate,Dear person I like,Dear ex boyfriend,Dear ex girlfriend,Dear ex bestfriend,Dear bestfriend,Dear *anyone*,Dear Santa,Dear mom,Dear dad,Dear future me,Dear past me,Dear person I’m jealous of,Dear person I had a crush on,Dear girlfriend,Dear boyfriend. Suck it.
Dear person I hate, You have caused me much grief but that is not to worry. For you see, I’ll never see you again. Your name may appear from here to there and your face will linger on my mind, but you are gone.Dear person I like, hehe. Hi. Okay, listen. I don’t quite know if you’re listening to this. If you are, please know that I do care for you even if you don’t care for me. Think about the things I’ve done for you and given to you in the past. would a platonic friend do that?Dear ex boyfriend, You don’t exist???Dear ex girlfriend, I am glad we have become friends again. It’s nice having someone to talk to that has the same interests as me.Dear ex bestfriend, YOU DIRTY BITCH. Lol jk, I’ve stayed friends with most everyone.Dear bestfriend, SOMEONE’S IN FOR SOMETHINGDear *anyone*, WHO ARE YOU?Dear Santa, Yeah, if you could bring me Wesley Taylor, that’d be great.Dear mom, Sometimes you do things that are plainly ridiculous. I don’t like that. Other times you do things to benefit me. I like that. You’re okay.Dear dad, Calm your shit.Dear future me, Stay true to yourself.Dear past me, What the hell were you thinking?Dear person I’m jealous of, DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY MAN
Dear person I had a crush on, I still have a crush on you, so this is kinda null.
Dear girlfriend, You don’t exist. (Not taking applications)Dear boyfriend. You don’t exist. (Taking applications).
Dear allwhodeny-shallburnalive, do all of what I just did.