NINJA CHICKEN
OKAY GUYS SO I JUST CAME BACK FROM WATCHING “STORKS” WITH MY FAMILY BUT BEFORE THAT, THERE WAS THIS NINJAGO TRAILER ABOUT THIS (LEGO) SENSEI VERSUS A NINJA CHICKEN AND JUST WHEN I TOOK A HUGE SIP OF MY SODA, THIS CHICKEN JUST SPONTANEOUSLY DOES SOMETHING AND I JUST FUCKING SPIT MOST OF IT OUT, DYING OF LAUGHTER, ASSAULTING SOMEONE WITH PROJECTILE SODA IN THE PROCESS AND THAT PERSON JUST LOOKS AT ME ALL SALTY AS I’M DYING OF LAUGHTER AND THAT PERSON JUST MOVES TWO, MAYBE THREE SEATS AWAY AS i’M STILL FUCKING DYING AND THEN WHEN THE MOVIE’S WE GET OUT WE JUST DASH OUT OF THERE TO AVOID CERTAIN WRATH AND MY MOM IS JUST LIKE, “I ENJOYED THAT SO MUCH” AND I’M JUST THERE, STILL DYING OF LAUGHTER WHILE FEELING BAD FOR THE PERSON AND I’M JUST LIKE- I JUST DOWSED A PERSON IN SODA AND SPIT AND I’M HERE DYING LIKE AM I A BAD PERSON? OR JUST SOMEONE WITH A REALLY HIGH SENSE OF HUMOR? ANYWAY I’M LOVING THE CHICKEN AND HATING MYSELF STILL DYING OF LAUGHTER
