IF YOU'RE SEEING THIS, YOU HAVE BY SOME GRACE OF GOD STUCK AROUND EVEN THROUGH ALL THAT FUCKING SHIPPING BULLSHIT. FOR THAT, I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT TO SAY TO YOU. LIKE, REALLY. EITHER YOU'RE A GLUTTON FOR CLOGGING YOUR DASHBOARD WITH THE DUMBEST POSTS, ARE REALLY ADEPT AT IGNORING ME AGAINST ALL ODDS, OR JUST GENERALLY HAVE REALLY SHITTY TASTE IN WHAT YOU DECIDE TO PUT IN YOUR NEWSFEED. NONETHELESS, YOU'RE STILL HERE I GUESS! THAT IS A SHOCKER. ESPECIALLY IF YOU WERE AROUND BEFORE ALL THAT BULLSHIT. FUCKING HELL, IF THAT'S THE CASE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU. YOUR DASH, THOUGH.
THANKS FOR FOLLOWING MY SHITTY BLOG I GUESS, FOR REASONS THAT ARE ENTIRELY YOUR OWN AND BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION. IN CASE YOU MISSED IT, MY NAME'S KARKAT VANTAS. IT'S PLASTERED LIKE ALL THE FUCK OVER THE PLACE THOUGH SO IF YOU MISSED IT I CAN TELL ALREADY THAT YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE JUST THE BEST GODDAMN TIME. I'M USUALLY DEAD AND WILL LIKELY CONTINUE DOING THAT SOONISH, SO DON'T GET ALL EXCITED OR WHATEVER.