Aluvia Christmas Drabble: I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
A/N: This holiday drabble connects with my Easter One. Happy Holidays, everyone! Please be healthy and well! And may 2025 be good to us!
T’was the night before Christmas and all throughout the cottage something was stirring.
A special someone actually.
Yes, old Saint Nick was crouched in front of the family tree, gently placing presents underneath while munching on the cookies the children had baked for him.
Once the final present was in its place, he stood up tall and admired his work with pride.
Then, just as he was about to make an exit, a light flickered on behind him followed by a deep, husky voice.
“Well, well, well,” Santa whirled around to find the father of the house–the great No Life King himself–lounging back in his chair, legs crossed and hands clasped on his lap. “Santa Claus, what a pleasant surprise. I trust you’ve been well this past year?”
And Santa Claus, the great spirit of Christmas himself, did not react with shock or fear.
No, he(?) placed his hands on his hips and heaved an annoyed sigh.
“I thought I told you to stay in bed. What if the children see you and the magic is ruined?”
“I think your cotton ball beard will dispel the magic first, my love.” Alucard teased.
“Hey, I worked very hard on this!” Olivia pulled her beard down with puffed cheeks. “It is an improvement from my Easter Bunny costume at least!”
“You scold me about waking the children yet your tone is liable to wake them first.”
“....That’s it. I’m taking your presents back.” Olivia scooped up a third of the presents and began to shove them back into her sack when a pair of arms curled around her waist and she was pulled back into a sturdy chest.
“But I’ve been such a good boy this year, ‘Santa’.” Alucard whined, kissing her neck and smirked as her pulse jumped. “Is there anything I can do to stay off the naughty list?”
“You can start by keeping such thoughts to yourself, ‘young’ man.” Olivia scolded, turning around with a harsh glare before pulling him down by his collar so they were face-to-face. “But I suppose a kiss will suffice. Cookies and milk are nice but I think I need something a little more filling after a night of traveling across the world.”
“Oh~! Well, as a thank you for all your hard work, allow me to return the favor then.” And he swung Olivia around and dipped her back as their lips met in a loving kiss.
And the two were so lost in each other, they failed to notice the wide-eyed duo gaping at them from the banister.
“Papa is kissing Santa Claus!” Zaharia gasped, hands flying to his cheeks. “How can this be?!”
“I don’t know!” Vasilissa whispered-shouted back, equally shocked as their kiss grew more intense. “....Although…..Santa does look a lot like Mama….”
“....Hey, you’re right! Do you know what this means?!”
The twins looked at each other before back at their parents with stars in their eyes.
“Mama is the Easter Bunny AND Santa Claus! So cool!”









