Apr 22, 2017
I'm too rich to be in Walmart right now - I have too many teeth, and I'm not wearing crocs.
Amanda U
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I'm too rich to be in Walmart right now - I have too many teeth, and I'm not wearing crocs.
Amanda U
I quit pissing myself days ago.
Amanda U
I can't wait for my favorite part of the day - getting off work, and smoking weed.
Amanda U
There is NO dick-hole in your t-shirt!
Amanda U
It's so painfully 70s that it hurts my butthole.
Amanda U
Shipwreck Cove - that's what I call my butthole.
Amanda U
Why is Adam Sandler still allowed to act!?
Amanda U
I don’t know, honey, no one does...
An Actual Conversation
Amanda: Have you ever even had sex with an actual woman before?
Aaron: Hmm... Pass.