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Good day. I am Hercules.

Why not? They might be kind of mad at first, but you know that mom will help you. She'll be all over the grandma thing.

I'm not keeping it.

/No/, I will not kill your unborn child. But thank you for reminding me to always use protection.

If all else fails, you always know not to be like me!

I didn't even say anything, I just asked if it was true!

Yeah, well, it is. You're a death... thing, right? Can you kill it?

SHELBY ARE YOU REALLY PREGNANT!?

Shut up, Amy.

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I am The Countess and you are?

-Holds out her hand-

Nope. Not letting you go anywhere.

The denial isn't helping.

Hey I'm gonna lurk around you all day and block your way to the afterlife so you can die. 'Kay? 'Kay.

*can't

Amy, shush.

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