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[twicehunted]

- 1- One thing I want to say to you. - :D

I have nothing to say to you.

... except, STOP GOING AFTER THE PEOPLE I LOVE.  OKAY. 

And man ...you should really join tinder or something.  Maybe you’re just sexually frustrated.  You should join a dating app or something.  Or go to a ba--NO.  Stay away from bars.  Why don’t you ...Idek, join an Murderers Anonymous meeting.

[twicehunted]

🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶(🚶) ok if u can only do one i understand LMFAO

Marissa von Drachenbeg -

"She was a dragon," Hunter said excitedly before he leaned forward, "She slapped me because I asked if it was possible to have sex with her when she was a dragon."  He shrugged and frowned, "Unfortunately, up to this day, I still don't know what that's like and I don't think I'm ever going to."

Hunter laughed at his own misery before he leaned back in the chair.  "Marissa was the type of woman who knew exactly what she wanted and exactly how to get what she wanted."  He looked up at the ceiling, staring straight at while he spoke, "We met at a bar and she walked right up to me. Everyone's eyes were on her as she did - that red dress hugged every part of her body, some parts even more tightly as she walked.  The attention had been on her and she knew it."  He closed his eyes, "Her hair frame her face but she would tuck it away as she spoke.  I remember her first words to me was: 'You're buying me a drink.' and I did exactly that.  I bought her a drink and the rest of the night disappeared."

He kept his eyes shut as he brought his hand up to rub his eyes.  As he dragged his hand from his eyes to his beard, he opened his eyes back up.  "That was a fun night, you know.  She knew exactly what to do and exactly how to do everything.  I mean, she's old as fuck so she better have known."  He laughed.

Hunter's smile came back on, "She moved out of Ceres, back to her family overseas.  She's the head of the family now, unfortunately.  She was very upset that she had to step up to the helm but she was also very distressed since someone overseas was hunting her family down."  Hunter's eyes narrowed momentarily as he shook his head, "I told her that if she needed help, I would help.  If she needed more help, I would ask people for help - I could put a request at The Gamble.  But she said no.

"She said this was a family matter and she needed to take care of it herseslf," Hunter nodded and took a breath, "I remember the night she left because I haven't seen her since.  She told me that we'd meet again, but that was almost ten years ago.  I honestly hope she's still doing okay.  She's a bad bitch, so I know she can handle that.  I hope she managed to get those bastards back and rule as the Queen that she is."

Dr. Jekyll -

"First of all," Hunter warned, "He's not a real doctor.  Second of all, Jekyll isn't even his real name.  You're going to find that there's a lot of people that I know but I don't know their real name.  This is Ceres Centropolis.  It's so big because it has so many secrets."  He laughed and then ended his laughter immediately, "But we're discussing Dr. Jekyll."

"Dr. Jekyll was supposed to be a doctor, a surgeon, I believe but he never finished.  This is why I said he's not a real doctor.  I ran into him at one of those homes.  Ironically, he was a mutant with super speed.  He was fucking fast," Hunter frowned, "He was fast and had the ability of a surgeon.  He would take people down and you wouldn't even know he cut you."  Hunter rubbed his arms as he remembered the fight they had.  If he wasn't able to heal as quickly as he did, he knew that he wouldn't have survived.  That idea made him shudder.  

"I think he was more twisted than some of the other doctors there.  They were just as scared of him as the children were," Hunter explained.  He was tall, dressed in all black except for his white dress shirt.  He wore a wide brimmed hat that made it hard to see the sadistic smiles he had whenever he attacked," Hunter frowned.  Dr. Jekyll was one of the people that he met that he honestly wished that he did.  Hunter bit his lip, "He had a kill count of over a thousand mutant children.  I hate this man."

Hunter kept quiet, frowing at the entire idea of this man.  His brows furrowed as his expression turned into a scowl, "I don't normally go out with an intention kill but he was someone that needed to be killed.  I don't believe that there's satisfaction in killing people but with him, there was.  That was a hard fight.  I lost so much blood that night, everyone did.  Some of my friends still have the scars from it but when we finally killed him, when he dropped that scaple and stopped breathing, we knew we did something right."  He paused, "People like him don't deserve a second chance."

Venna Laporlet -

"When I first met her, she said her name was Carly Pudding and I couldn't stop laughing.  She actually punched me in the face twice.  Twice," Hunter stressed the word twice and held his fingers out when he said this.  He shook his head and sighed, "Her real name was Venna.  Venna was tall, just about two inches shorter than me.  I couldn't take her seriously because she had her hair up in pig-tails and this awful pink dress full of red flowers."  He shrugged, "I don't know.  I couldn't take her seriously and then she punched me again!"

Hunter took a deep breath and shook his head, "I probably deserved it.  Venna wasn't a normal person though.  I don't know if she is.  She looks normal, even with her weird style.  Except," he pointed straight ahead, "She has three eyes."  He pointed right to the center of his forehead, tapping it as he said, "Her third eye is right smack in the middle of her forehead and it does not blink when her other eyes blink.  I couldn't stop staring at it.  I know it was rude, but man, I couldn't take my eyes off it."

Hunter shook his head, remembering the time he spent with her and instructed, "If you ever meet her, leave as soon as you can.  I made the mistake of following my curiosity for the weird and unusual and that was a mistake.  Venna's a two-faced bitch and I don't say that with good intentions.  She's a master of deciet and will find every way to con you out of everything.  She looks so sweet and innocent, but she's not.  She's a liar."

Hunter frowned, "Her third eye has special powers and let her cast some illusions or something.  I don't know but I was hypnotized for a good week before I realized how bad this was getting!  I almost married her under the hypnotism."  Hunter shook his head and frowned, "Luckily, she thought I was too poor for her and left.  The moment she and her three fucking eyes left, everything went back to normal and I wasn't hypnotized.  I don't know where the fuck Venna went but I hope she never returns.  Ever.  Period."

Empress Lily Valleria -

"She's not really an empress, but everyone calls her that," Hunter explained, "I mean, I can understand why.  She's a babe.  43, 30, 35 wer her measurements with legs for days," He closed his eyes, smiling at the memory of her, "Long black hair, the softest skin you could imagine and she wore clothes that barely counted as clothes."  He sighed happily.  "Yeah, Lily's a babe."

"We met on the ocean.  I don't remember why--oh yeah, I said I could swim across the ocean without stopping and I tried it.  Did not work.  Lily's ship picked me up," he explained, "It was an all female pirate crew.  All of them were hideous except for Lily and I was not allowed to tell them that they were hideous because every time I did, one of them bit me!  Oh, they were like Snake-women-pirate things."  He shurgged, "I don't know but they were terrifying except for Lily."

"I was only on the ship for 2 weeks and I don't think I'm ever going on water again," he shook his head, "But anyway, Lily was interesting.  I didn't really get to talk to her too much even though we spent a lot of time together."  He nodded, "Though there was one night where we had dinner on deck - she made her entire crew go downstairs while we did - and she said she wanted to be the Queen of the pirates.  I didn't know pirates were still a thing but whatever.  I said she could and she asked me to stay on the ship."  He shrugged, "I did the only sane thing.  I jumped off and swam back to Ceres."

Wano -

"WANO!" Hunter said excitedly as he jumped out of his chair and struck a pose with both hands in the air and one leg up.  "WANO!"  He kicked forward and the started laughing before he sat back down, "Wano is a polar bear that can talk.  He wears an orange jumpsuit and always looks like he wants to eat your face off.  I love Wano."  He hugged himself at the memory of Wano before he laughed at him.

"So, I met him I forgot where but I hugged him the first time that I met him and I insisted that he come back to Ceres with me so I could introduce him to Gray and the rest of the gang," He laughed, "They would have found him hilarious.  Dude, he's a fucking polar bear that can talk.  A talking fucking polar bear with an orange jumpsuit!  An orange one!!"  He laughed at the memory and then sighed, "I love Wano.

"You see, Wano was originally a regular polar bear.  Some scientist experimented on him until he learned to talk and act human.  Little did they know that Wano would become such a good person?  Good bear?  I don't know but I love Wano.  He looks grumpy and mean but he's the sweetest, most cuddly bear ever.  Period."

Bobby Frank -

"Bobby Frank is a menace," Hunter pointed out angrily, "He's this large, muscular man that's even taller than Gray.  He has dark hair in two ponytails that he has slung over his shoulders.  And then his beard?  He keeps that shit in two pig tails too.  Like what the fuck?  That's not normal.  He's not normal.  What the fuck is he?  Then, he has this really ugly swirly tattoo down his neck and right shoulder because he said 'It's to show how much cooler I am than you are'."  Hunter rolled his eyes, "I hate this guy.  He's awful and gross.  He said I was an ugly motherfucker and that Gray was too.  I was so mad.  How can you say that about Gray?"

Hunter shook his head, "Anyway, that asshole was some assassin sent after The Huntsman.  Like someone like him could actually kill The Huntsman."  He laughed, "The fight against him was so easy.  He was slow, he was stupid and didn't know how to fight at all.  He was a wannabe merc with no experience."  He shook his head, "Bobby Frank has a long way to go before he thinks that he can take down The Huntsman.  Trust me."

He leaned back in his seat and crossed his legs.  Then uncrossed them and leaned forward, "If you're hiring Bobby Frank as your merc, you better try and get your money back.  That dick talks a big game and can probably take down lesser mercs, but if you're fucking sending him to fight The Huntsman, get your god damned money back."

[xxigray]

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Code Name: The Ripper.

No one calls him The Ripper, not in the bar. Everyone legitimately calls them Reginald and he hates it, which makes us all call him that even more. We tease him since he swears that he was a prince of a different country, but again, no one believes him. If he was a prince, why would he be here in Ceres Centropolis working mercenary jobs? It just doesn’t add up, but who knows, maybe he is prince from another country. 

Personally, I know him as genius in any situation ...but only if he bleeds. At first, he’s pretty common on the field, not too interesting to watch and honestly, dead weight at any job. However, the moment he gets hurt or sees his own blood, everything switches in him. His blood lust goes into overdrive and it’s like the sight of his own blood just switches his entire personality. There was a time when I wondered if he had split personality, but he’s reassured me that it’s because he doesn’t like bleeding out the royal blood. Whatever that means.

The Ripper’s a knife expert. He actually makes and forges his own knives. They’re a special shape and design; he says they’re aimed to make it easier for throwing. One of his special tricks is using his knives attached to wires. He can give them the illusion of flying when he does that. I think it’s a circus trick, but in the midst of a job, sometimes that works out. Besides, he’s royalty when it comes to freaking people out.

Code Name: Crypto.

The first time I met Crypto, I was surprised he found his way to the bar. There’s a usual air about the people that come to The Gamble and Crypto did not have it, but never judge a book its cover. I remember when he came up to get a job, he was nervous. Too nervous in my opinion but most people are the first time they come here. Luckily, I took a chance and realized that Crypto was someone that we could rely on. Especially during group jobs.

Unlike The Ripper mentioned above, he doesn’t freak out or hit into overdrive. Crypto’s calm, deliberate and calculating. A few mercs have said he was cowardly because he doesn’t dive straight into battle, but strategy doesn’t always require bloodshed. It took me awhile to realize that the reason he’s able to be so deliberate and calculating was because his ability allows him to break down everything in front of him. He sees the world differently; he sees it in mathematical problems and functions that all he has to do is solve.

If you ever see him at the bar, approach him slowly. Don’t scare him or he might cry. I say this but the guys there do it anyway. No one seems to shy about making Crypto cry for no reason. Luckily, he’s grown some thicker skin over the years and has learned the art of the clapback. Even if all of his come out awkward, at least he’s starting to enjoy himself at the bar. Regardless of how he is, he’s still part of our own. 

[isaac-and-kohl]

42. foolish (for anyone)

Foolish → Drabble

He knew he shouldn’t be there. The light walls of the expensively decorated condo warped around the room as Isaac’s head spun, knowing how foolish it was for him to be there. His throat dried as he stepped forward, feet sinking into the thick expensive carpet. The room was eerily quiet, with only the sound of his breath as his eyes began to take it all in. Kohl had managed to build a life for himself quickly, finding friends in high places. Isaac just wanted to see it. He wanted to see the life the Kohl led when he was in control. A creek from the door caused his heart to plummet into his stomach and sparks to spring from his fingers as he turned around sharply. There she stood, looking as terrifying as ever, and Isaac knew it had been a mistake to come here. 

[celcstivls]

- Ares & Helen ; all muses -

Ares: What angers you the most?

king: stupid people. or, more accurately, stupid drivers. ryan: people who think they know more about science and medical stuff than people who spent years researching it. i’m looking at you, anti-vaxxers.asher: people who can’t seem to shut up.logan: people assuming that i don’t have feelings.zeus: not being able to fucking remember anything.

Helen: Do you have any spur-of-the-moment actions you regret?

king: many. the first one i can think of is starting a war because i was bored.ryan: i went on an impromptu trip with some friends, and ended up breaking a leg and some of my friends woke up in another state and married. not even to each other!asher: i don’t regret much in my life/logan: agreeing to watch nic for vera. he is very grumpy.zeus:  well, i nearly died the other day because i thought it’d be a great idea to go wander the city. alone. at night.

[desmond-wicker]

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Headcanon ~ 

Desmond lives on the extremes of his life. He’s all or nothing. He’s either constantly going, party, dancing, drinking, not sleeping, until he completely wears himself out to the point where he passes out wherever he can. During these times Des will sleep, completely dead to the world for anywhere upwards of 14+ hours. When it comes to eating, as he’ll often forget to eat for far too long, but then will completely pig out on way too much food when he does. With people, he’ll either be completely enamoured with you, practically begging for your attention, or he’ll want nothing to do with you because you bore him. 

[wylercoyote-blog]

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1- First birthday party, Baby!Frankie managed to get his little paws into the birthday cake. Everyone else mysteriously caught a cold after the party and blamed it on the unseasonably cold weather. 

[nicholas-everett]

🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵 better be a love song boo thang.

Primadonna girl, yeahAll I ever wanted was the worldI can’t help that I need it allThe primadonna life, the rise and fallYou say that I’m kinda difficultBut it’s always someone else’s faultGot you wrapped around my finger, babeYou can count on me to misbehave

Primadonna, Marina and the Diamonds