Ten People who America'd on Independence Day 2k14
I once America’d. Now I bleed red.. white and blue.
Nothing is quite so - endearing - as American’s pride in their nation. The subreddit ‘Murica is filled with shining examples of (occasionally militant) patriotism, while Buzzfeed articles display shining examples of why America is actually the best. Ever.
It’s not a competition, but if it was all the other countries would lose. Ha. Ha. Who are we joking? IT’S A COMPETITION AND YA’LL ARE LOSING SO BADLY.
Remember: pic.twitter.com/f9fKcyfzHk
— BuzzFeed Benny (@bennyjohnson)
July 1, 2014
We’re so dang proud that sometimes we America too much. Lolz. jk, you can never have too much ‘murica. Now that we’ve had a solid 10 days to get over our over-spiritedness ( *read hangover*) here are ten people who America’d hard on Independence Day 2k14.
THIS PATRIOT WHO EMBRACED ALL THE STAPLES OF THE AMERICAN SPIRIT (AND DIET).
THIS LOYAL EMPLOYEE AND HARD-WORKING AMERICAN
THIS COUNTRY BOY IN YANKEE TERRITORY WITH THE BEST STATUE EVER
USA FOREVER 🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/yzhrtFvkSy
— Country Words (@ACountryWord)
July 1, 2014
THIS MAGICIAN WHO CAN CHANGE CLOTHES SO FAST
pic.twitter.com/mOAJgazmFI
— The Best Of Tumblr (@TheBestOfTumbIr)
July 4, 2014
THESE CUTE DOGS WHO ARE DEFINITELY 21 YEARS OF AGE
Happy 4th of July to you dog owners out there /HT http://t.co/AHaMtFjOVv pic.twitter.com/r1L0vodClW
— TweetSmarter (@TweetSmarter)
July 5, 2014
CAPTAIN AMERICAAAWWW
THROW ALL THE TEA IN THE HARBOR Apparently the Brits didn’t take too kindly to that. Particularly Erren.
You threw. Our tea. In the harbour. And then you changed the spelling of harbour. We do not. Forget.
— Erren (@ErrenMichaels)
July 4, 2014
RONALD REAGAN LITERALLY ROSE FROM THE GRAVE TO DRIVE THIS JACKED MUSTANG AND SHOOT GUNS WHICH IS SO AMERICAN I CAN’T EVEN
THIS NEW AMERICAN PERSON. WELCOME, FRIEND. HERE’S YOUR BABY EAGLE. RAISE IT WELL.
AND ONE OF OUR BRAVE SOLDIERS ABROAD. SUNS OUT, GUNS OUT, AMIRITE?
How was your #4thofJuly? This solider looks like he had a good time. #guns #funny pic.twitter.com/W1LD943gZM
— The Gun Shops (@TheGunShops) July 8, 2014
Keep on making America proud, my lovely compatriots.