#america2011

[bendog]

Canadian musings

I can't tell if your mood is a trendy disdain for all other people or if you're just pissed because I didn't tip enough. (I'm not sure if i am event meant to tip you! I hate this stupid tipping thing!!)

[bendog]

Canadian musings

There aren't really any blonde people in Vancouver.

[bendog]

USA musings

American sports are like the short-bus versions of the rest of the worlds sports.

[bendog]

USA + Canadian musings

All of the deadly animals in australia combined, would not equal how terrifying the American tipping culture is to an outsider.

[bendog]

USA musings

This Air Canada ground staffer informing people on how to line up for the aircraft is hilarious! he's so informal.

[bendog]

USA musings

WTF is a dime?

[bendog]

USA musings

Keeping to the right (when walking) feels so wrong.

[bendog]

Melbourne airport sunrise.

I sneeze and sheepishly look up at my fellow transients. Their eyes accuse me of breaking the silence. It's deadly quiet, except for the beeps and whirs of the cafe, and the occasional shouting of an order. We all seem to be trying very hard to ignore each other. I even feel guilty for my occasional sniffle, I must be seen as crass to shamelessly draw attention to myself like that, this isn't the Internet you attention-whore! So we sit here surrounded by hundreds, pretending we are alone. Modern society is a marvel.