#amryn

[jalomieli]

haha, i played two charcters in a scene talking to each other and it was hilarious and terrible and i feel So Deeply for all DMs who have to do that

(my cleric visited home. my cleric, the son of my first character. his father answered the door. cue me talking to myself for a good ten minutes or so. wonderful)

[ssapphik]

so when are you and amaryn gonna start dating

@nyrma

[jalomieli]

the DM renames all monsters on roll20 so that we don’t know what we’re dealing with and this fairy NPC just rolled Dexterity and its creature name is ‘CocaCola’ and we were like... what the fuck??? and then the DM’s like: you don’t get it? this creature’s called a Sprite and we: ...goddammit

[jalomieli]

we’re fighting a dragon. it’s black so its either acid or a shadowy thing and i’m so afraid

[jalomieli]

cleric: I’m gonna ask my high priest to send me to my god’s home plane [to drop off this item that needs protecting] DM: your high priest will happily do that cleric: I’ll need someone to come with me to get me out of there, too DM: don’t you have Banishment? cleric: ... can I Banish myself? DM: I don’t see why not?

[jalomieli]

WE’RE GOING HOME

our party’s going to the island the wizard, fighter, and my bard are from! the rogue and cleric have never been here! i’m so excited!

...I hope my family’s okay

[jalomieli]

FIRST DRAGON OF THE GAME SPOTTED

holy shit

(I say ‘spotted’ but actually we were on top of a tower and its head rose up from the side to look right at us as we were trying to rob a crypt that he seems to be guarding...oops)

[jalomieli]

we’re being wrongly accused of killing the dragon and my bard is so angry

first of all someone went and killed a good metallic dragon then they come and blame us