Apr 1, 2022
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Stanley whenever Bor sets the Office on fire
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Bor: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell! Bast: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
@an-ordinary-roach from here
Aw, how endearing. They hold their hand steady for the much smaller doctor, happily letting him clean to his heart's content. Just doctors giving each other a hand, so to speak, nothing to see here.
drinking A1 sauce is bad?? but it's in a handy bottle like a soda bottle!
EXACTLY.
next time I go to drink it, I'll leave you a little shotglass and we can toast while Gret stares. man can't possibly stop us both.
✧ for 02!~
I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧ I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧ I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend? ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).
Are you saying I should consume a large amount of grape flavoring, because maybe I will.
@an-ordinary-roach // continued from here
"No, no, nothing like that," Alice assures them. At least, she hadn't seen any breaches around. Not like it mattered, since the Office was closed at the moment anyway and employees knew better than to wander into strange portals.
"You just seemed like the best person to ask about this topic. I'm not looking to make one like yours, per se. But I'm interested in the mechanics of it. How you manage to keep it alive, most of all."
"And of course, I'll be happy to make an exchange for the information. Whether it's sanity or another type of payment you prefer."