Being so worried about mischaracterising Melval that I haven’t written the Melval one shot even though it’s going to be like 99% smut 🧍♀️

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Being so worried about mischaracterising Melval that I haven’t written the Melval one shot even though it’s going to be like 99% smut 🧍♀️
“Today was very hard and nothing went my way. Everything was unbearably annoying and I felt like I was going to snap.”
“I hope tomorrow is better. I won’t go into what made today so rotten. Plan changes and getting my hopes up only to be disappointed is part of it.”
“I’m going to give myself a manicure to help the negative feelings go away. I deserve to be pampered. It’s a rough world.”
imagine having to hear your parents argue irl and also having them yelling and arguing in a dream
like bitch, we were trying to survive back there by being a team or whatever
like I still dunno how to classify the place we were at, but it was some kind of big island with a museum and it was some mix between Jurassic Park and Resident Evil
thing is that there were like, doppelgangers of the people that were trapped on the island, and they were hostile because they wanted to take the place of the real ones so they were out for the kill
I only had the chance to see one old man trying to kill their doppelganger and each of them had a chainsaw but like
man, I could've solved the conflict FUCKING my doppelganger, make love and not war or whatever
IT’S STRESS O’CLOCK OVER HERE
I don’t know what was going on with shipping but THEY’RE HERE!!! They turned up at 8am this morning with the slippers I ordered only like last week. I cried lmao, I’m so happy I finally have them!! 💛💛
I’m playing Tim in Noises Off and I’ve got to say I’m heavily channeling Martin Blackwood, Martin Crieff, and Arthur Shappey; a splendid blend of neurotic energy and nervous enthusiasm.
Guys, we’re officially in episode 7, y’all know what this means right????
REUNION IS COMIIIIIING!!