Blair out of drag looks like a 14 year old gay kid who’s working the snack bar at your little brother’s soccer game, you go to buy some sunflower seeds and you can tell immediately he’s super gay and crushing on you a tad and you see yourself in him a bit so you go out of your way to be very nice to him in that interaction, maybe you even bring up something gay subtly.
And he just beams at you and you’re happy he appreciated the gesture, but then like two weeks later you notice you’ve seen him on your way to work every day the last couple of days which is weird because you take the same route every time and you never noticed before, then suddenly you get flowers from a secret admirer, then by the next week you hear a tap on your window and Blair is out there with a wedding ring and tears in his eyes.
Or is that just me















