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Sorry this is days late but it just came to me:

We never get to see Anderson’s wife, the woman in HLV is never confirmed as such.

But there’s Sherlock’s “Is your wife away for long” in ASiP when Anderson is having a fling with Sally. Now, this is at a time when Anderson doesn’t have a beard. Obviously Sally didn’t like Anderson’s wife beard and told him to get rid of her it, so he did. Unfortunately their little entanglement didn’t last so his wife beard is back in his life now, all grumpy and frizzly and sporting different colours because it’s stressful to put up with all the crack theories he’s throwing around.

So I conclude:

Anderson’s BEARD is his wife.

And I further deduce that since Anderson is a mirror for John and they both have ~*beards*~ this means that Anderson is just as bi as John.

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Crackship Time. The Ultimate Sherlock Showdown!

Plot Hare: You know you want to. Do it. Do iiiit.

Me: *gives in*. I normally don't do these but the pressure is just overwhelming. :p hah

Sorry the plot hare made me do it. Really. Muahahahaha.

John's Mustache: Look at me. I'm so distinguished looking.

Anderson's Beard: No mate, it just looks like a beaten up walrus. Seriously, are you keeping that?

John's Mustache: What? No this makes me look distinguished and brooding. All the girls like it.

Anderson's Beard: No. No it doesn't. I look much more distinguished.

John's Mustache: You just look like a madman. That's crazier than all of your Sherlock theories put together.

Anderson's Beard: OK that does it. I improve the face and you don't. Fight to the death!

John's Mustache: *sigh* Ok we need a mediator. Let's have that weird ship woman at the keyboard decide.

Anderson's Beard: I don't know. She doesn't even like my character.

John's Mustache: So you concede? I'll be the winner then!

Anderson's Beard: Never! Fine, she'll pick the winner. *sigh*

Me: Oh boy. Um....

Both of them: You started this!

Me: Fine... Anderson you keep the beard. John you shave that thing off before it tries renting out 221C.

Anderson's Beard: Victory! Victory!

John's Mustache: Really? *sigh* First Sherlock, now Mary, even people on Tumblr?

Me: Sorry John. Anderson's face really puts me off less with the beard on it. Looks more like the Pilot-Anderson. That thing on your face though... looks like it needs it's own email address. And flat.

Anderson's Beard: *dances crazily around the room, pulling deductions off of the walls*

John's Mustache: *Sighs and wanders off to be shaved.*

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