#anerdbyassociation

[protegeons]

[text] I just saw a man in a speedo and it reminded me of you. ♥

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(  text : hubby  ) you’re the worst i want a divorce 😡

[protegeons]

[text] You can’t keep sexting me in class. The only body part of mine I should be raising is my hand!

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(  text : hubby  ) image.attachment 

[protegeons]

( ✉ → sms ) plea se eh elep me im drunk and i dotn know whe re i am

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[ text : hubby ] oh my god.[ text : hubby ] just. stay where you are. [ text : hubby ] i’ll find you. [ text : hubby ] don’t do anything else stupid. 

[curativeskai-blog]

anerdbyassociation (from here)

                          Everyone did. They’d come from space, they’ve walked the             Earth ( and he’s willing to bet any DIRT they haven’t stepped             on or tasted yet was just as shitty as this forest ), he wasn’t             sure where else there was to go. But if there was somewhere             else, anywhere else he thinks he’d like to see it.

                                                                                       - WAIT, there was                                                                                          one place, wasn’t                                                                                          there?

“ Alright. Let’s go. I’ve always   wanted to see the OCEAN. “

                          The ocean? As in the water; the stretch of clear blue. It would sure              as hell be a nice change from the green and brown they were pretty              much TRAPPED in, and if it meant getting to see more of Earth----              getting to swim---- then there was no way she was giving that up.               ( There was still so much they hadn't seen; she wanted to see it all )

                                                                                       She was SO                                                                                         up   for   that.

“ Seriously? Pack your bags,   Stilinski. To the ocean it is. "

[slippingintoacomabored-blog]

#okay here princess here is ur starter

i s2g

[shpixn]

[6:31:08 PM] matt murdick: being your friend makes me look cooler bc people think ' wow no one could be as lame as cris so this sam chick might be alright '

[slippingintoacomabored-blog]

anerdbyassociation

     “ --- I’m hungry.”