#angelina!

[icanneverbesatisfied]

If you're wondering what my conversations with Angelina look like... here it is. Both of us contemplating our mutually evil writings. @timesarehardfornewsies

[answermotherfucker]

ANGELINAAAAAA 2

You: HI IS THIS AAAAANGELINAAAAAAAA?

Stranger: i feel a wreck without my little china girl

Stranger: my name is espin...

Stranger: ?

You: AAAAANGELINA!

You: I'M LOOKING FOR ANGELINA

Stranger: OHMIGOD BRENDA!!!!?

You: NO

You: ANGELINA

Stranger: GEORGE?

You: AOI

Stranger: ?

Stranger: what the hell is that?

You: MY NAME.

Stranger: COOL!

You: THANKS!

Stranger: I LIKE DAVID BOWIE. EVEN THO HE LIKES PEE PEE

Stranger: :(

You: ガゼットの葵です☆

Stranger: nice

[answermotherfucker]

ANGELINAAAAA!! (Everyone else is doing it...)

Stranger: Hey

You: ANGELINA

Stranger: BRAD

You: ANGELINAAAA?

Stranger: YES!!!!!

Stranger: OMG!!!!

Stranger: YOU FOUND ME!!!!

Stranger: OMFG

You: WOW. I'VE BEEN SEARCHING ALL MY LIFE FOR YOU ANGELINA

You: HOW IS GERMANY?

Stranger: It's good. Some guy with a funny mustache came out of the ground and told me to concentrate while he fucked me up the ass

You: THAT'S GERMANY FOR YOU.