Dating Percy Jackson Headcanons!
A/N: fem!Reader, very brief mention of sex
This man WILL protect you at all costs
You cannot tell me he doesn’t have at least an ounce of trauma
Plus the fact that he’s been pining for you for YEARS
Yearner 1000%
As a painfully oblivious person, he finally gets a taste of his own medicine
Since he never learned to flirt & drop hints
Because when HE was the one being flirted with,
He paid their actions no thought
So now he can't differentiate which actions
Are romantic
Or brotherly & "as a friend"
Love language is probably actions
Like keeping you on the "inside" part of the sidewalk
Or holding a bowl of soup for you if it’s too hot
So when you finally agreed to go out with him
He was overjoyed
And those little actions QUADRUPLED
He'd find ways to always kiss you somewhere on the face too
Well of course once you were okay with it :)
And you guys have been together long enough
On the nose
Or cheek
Or forehead
Or lips
Or the corner of your lips
The bridge of your nose too
Addicted to saying "I love you!"
Everytime
Like it genuinely makes you all giddy as shit
He's so lovey-dovey & gentleman-ish istg
At one point in your relationship,
Around 2 years,
You guys started sleeping in the same bed
A lil' sex here & there, but not too much
(leaving it to your imagination the frequency of the sex)
And he is the BEST.
Hands-down he prolly knows how to eat a girl out
But anyways
He'd be a swimmer for like the college team idk
(Forgot what they call it)
Would always brag to his teammates about you
Whenever you came to watch his games
Whether or not you like to bake,
Percy (& his team) LOVES when you bring sweet treats
So it'd be a plus point if you loved to bake
But even if not, he wouldn't care less if it was storebought
Because he loves you the way you are
I just KNOW Sally taught him to be a gentleman
Oh & I bet Sally demanded to meet you as soon as Percy started talking about you
And you guys clicked so well
You can now safely say Sally adores you
And Percy does too!!












