#anonymous text message

[kaiba-the-grumpy-dragon]

[Text] Good. I like a challenge

[text] Why don’t you rob something in my manor ? You can take what you want. 

[kaiba-the-grumpy-dragon]

[Text] I hope you do it before I get there, Kaiba!

[text] Please, don’t do it. I don’t want to vomit.

[kaiba-the-grumpy-dragon]

[Text] People don't seem to mind if I rob you

[text] Thanks to you, the security of the tower has been strengthened

[kaiba-the-grumpy-dragon]

[Text] Oh come on- I'm talking about Isabel Corazón you dense brick of fools gold! You scared her out of her apartment, you moron! Apologize to my homegirl or you have ME to answer to!

[text] How you heard about that ?? Never mind, like I said, this is not your problem. I... will solve that, okay ? Just don’t interfere...

[kaiba-the-grumpy-dragon]

[Text] I know that you're a amateur Casanova, but even you must know whom I am referring to.

[Text] I don’t know what you talking about. it’s not your problem. You know what ? Put what you want on your phone I don’t care. 

[kaiba-the-grumpy-dragon]

[Text] Well, if you want to be free is me, you have to go apologize to a certain someone. A certain someone you have come to fancy. A certain someone you have not been so tact with in terms of trying to court.

[Text] Court ?? Who ??

[kaiba-the-grumpy-dragon]

[Text] Before you go and be an immature child about this whole matter, Kaiba-boy, there is one thing that will stop me from adding your info as "Bootylicious Dragon Boy" in my device forever.

[Text] ...What thing ? 

[kaiba-the-grumpy-dragon]

[Text] Well, the jury is still out on that one. OH, I should save your number and put sparkles by your name in my contacts! Wouldn't that be fun! I should add you to my speed dial too for that matter~

[text]... i’m going to block you.