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@anonymous-narwhal respondeu a sua postagem:I have a big test thing that counts as basically a...
RIP I wish you luck
t h ank *dies*
I’ll probably end up sleeping eventually for a couple hours ayy
1-100 right back at you
1. What is you middle name?Well technically I don’t have one so ha. I have 2 names and 2 surnames.2. How old are you?173. When is your birthday?August 11th
4. What is your zodiac sign?Leo
5. What is your favorite color?IDK, sometimes it’s dark purple blue indigo thing, but right now I think I don’t have one6. What’s your lucky number?29, 5127. Do you have any pets?Nope8. Where are you from?São Paulo, Brazil (happy independence day)9. How tall are you?1,76m10. What shoe size are you?40 (whatever it means out there)11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?IDK 3? I only use one until it DIES then I go to the next one but I don’t throw the dead one away right away.12. What was your last dream about?My physics teacher, laser denture removal, blood, bathrooms and an unknown indestructible substance.13. What talents do you have?Bullshitting and getting high grades.14. Are you psychic in any way?My dad’s a medium.15. Favorite song?Right now I’d say Shine On by Gamma Ray16. Favorite movie?I don’t think I’ll ever be able to answer this17. Who would be your ideal partner?Any of my seventeen waifus.18. Do you want children?Yeah19. Do you want a church wedding?Ehhhh, IDK, I wouldn’t mind, but it’s unlikely to happen20. Are you religious?Nope. Maybe I believe in something just a little, maybe I don’t. It won’t change the way I act in the slightest though, so I rarely give it thought.21. Have you ever been to the hospital?Just visiting.22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?I ACCIDENTALLY STOLE 54 CENTS FROM THE MARKET ON TUESDAY I SWEAR IT WAS MY FAULT BUT I DIDN’T REALISE WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND THE CASHIER LADY SAID I COULD GO (I mean really how the fuck was I supposed to guess candy would cost me 11 bucks I didn’t have the money on me dude asdahsjkdhasjkdhjk I’m so ashamed I didn’t even consider I wouldn’t have enough money)23. Have you ever met any celebrities?My history teacher is this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUjyjAjYQVo24. Baths or showers?I kinda miss baths, but I don’t have enough energy to even shower so eh25. What color socks are you wearing?White, light grey and red26. Have you ever been famous?IDK I think not?27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?IDK I think not28. What type of music do you like?Power Metal, Folk Metal, Weeb Shit, Angsty 13 Year Old Rock29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?Nope. 30. How many pillows do you sleep with?Two, kinda31. What position do you usually sleep in? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯32. How big is your house?Pretty small.33. What do you typically have for breakfast?Nothing.34. Have you ever fired a gun?Nope35. Have you ever tried archery?Nope36. Favorite clean word?No idea tbh37. Favorite swear word?Fuck38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?IDK 2 days?39. Do you have any scars?In my soul B^)40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?Nope41. Are you a good liar?Nope42. Are you a good judge of character?Yep43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?I ca n try44. Do you have a strong accent?I think not? IDK45. What is your favorite accent?´ (haaaaaaaaaaa I’m too funny)46. What is your personality type?I’m a dick. INTP or INTJ. Half the tests say one, half says the other.47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?IDK, this coat?48. Can you curl your tongue?Yep49. Are you an innie or an outie?Innie.50. Left or right handed?Right.51. Are you scared of spiders?Nope, they’re cool.52. Favorite food?Pasta. All of it.53. Favorite foreign food?Pasta?54. Are you a clean or messy person?Both I guess.55. Most used phrase?IDK? Probably IDK or something.56. Most used word?Bruh I have no idea.57. How long does it take for you to get ready?5~10 minutes if I’m inspired.58. Do you have much of an ego?Yeah59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?Succ ( ◉ ͜ ◉)60. Do you talk to yourself?A lot61. Do you sing to yourself?...y...yeah62. Are you a good singer?...n...no?63. Biggest Fear?Oh well, at this point I don’t even know64. Are you a gossip?Not really65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?I D K66. Do you like long or short hair?IDK short?67. Can you name all 50 states of America?I AM HONOURBOUND TO DO IT RIGHT NOWFlorida, Arizona, New Mexico, Texas, Alabama, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Iowa, Nebraska, South Dakota, North Dakota,Wisconsin, Minnesota, Michigan, Ohio, Indiana, Illinois, Kentucky, Tennessee, Georgia, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, West Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Delaware, New York, New Jersey, Connecticut, Rhode Island, Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine, Alaska, Hawaii, Washington, Montana, Oregon, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, Utah, Nevada, CaliforniaI think it’s right, but I’m not gonna fucking count lmao68. Favorite school subject?IT SHOULD BE HISTORY BUT IT’S MATH69. Extrovert or Introvert?Introvert70. Have you ever been scuba diving?Nope71. What makes you nervous?E verything? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 72. Are you scared of the dark?Eh, not really73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?If I did that I’d be correcting people 24/7 bruh74. Are you ticklish?Kinda75. Have you ever started a rumor?IDK tbh76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?I can’t remember tbh77. Have you ever drank underage?Every month or so lmao78. Have you ever done drugs?Nope just vodka79. Who was your first real crush?Some chick on second grade I guess. I’m not sure how the real applies.80. How many piercings do you have?Z e r o81. Can you roll your Rs?“Yeah82. How fast can you type?Eh I’m pretty slow but I won a contest once when I was like six (against two other people)83. How fast can you run?No84. What color is your hair?Black85. What color is your eyes?Dark brown86. What are you allergic to?Some artificial colourants 87. Do you keep a journal?Nope. I should.88. What do your parents do?Refer to question 14.89. Do you like your age?Eh, sure90. What makes you angry?Refer to question 7191. Do you like your own name?Muh japanese name, yeah. My western name is too common and that used to annoy me when I was young so I just stuck to the japanese name, and everything works out.92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?I did when I was an edgy teenager three years ago. Let’s not talk about it.93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?Both.94. What are you strengths?I already answered this ahsjlfhasjlfhjl95. What are your weaknesses?I care too much96. How did you get your name?My parents thought it was cool (no really) and they decided to change it so people would say it right (NO REALLY)97. Were your ancestors royalty?Probably not on the spanish/portuguese sides. The japanese family apparently descends from the Minamoto clan so that’s cool.98. Do you have any scars?I ALSO ANSWERED THIS ALREADY I’M SURE99. Color of your bedspread?Blue and white100. Color of your room?White
Cinnamon, Periwinkle, Blush, Copper, Scarlet (Because Stranger Things)
ayyy I particularly like the copper one
1-100 (ง •̀_•́)ง
Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? I don’t use any ayyy
is your room messy or clean?Relatively clean
what color are your eyes?Dark brown
do you like your name? why?Ehh, my western name is too common, so I go by my japanese name, which is cool, but would be cooler if it wasn’t corrupted to avoid having people mispronounce it (even though people still do in another way and even though there’s a fucking brazilian subcelebrity with the same name (well, a different corruption of it))
what is your relationship status? I have 17 waifus (lmao I wish I was that pure)
describe your personality in 3 words or lessfuck fuck fuckasklfjkasfjasklfjklas (I don’t think that’s good, is that good?)
what color hair do you have?Black ayy
what kind of car do you drive? color?I’m 17 (yoooooooo it feels weird saying I’m 17 it’s almost like I can do shit)
where do you shop?I pretty much don’t
how would you describe your style?B^) existential crisis but cool with it (yes that’s a style now)
favorite social media accounttumblr or skype or something I guess, I don’t have anything else except a joke twitter I never use
what size bed do you have? IDK what are bed sizes called again? It’s a one person bed
any siblings?Nope ayy
if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why?Wien. It was foretold by the ancients. Only when I’m 27 years old though.
favorite snapchat filter? The bee one because it’s the only one I remember ATM and because according to all known laws of snapchat, there is no way a filter should be able to flykljlksjgkladsjgkladjgkl
favorite makeup brand(s)I have no idea lmao I couldn’t name a single one
how many times a week do you shower?oh boi IDK, sometimes it’s one, sometimes it’s seven ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
favorite tv show?I haven’t actively watched TV since like 2012
shoe size?40 or 41. WHATEVER THAT MEANS THOUGH
how tall are you?176,5cm
sandals or sneakers? Crocs
do you go to the gym? lmao nope
describe your dream dateat this point it’s literally just “pls just be comfy with me and let me love you and sleep”
how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment?20 bucks I think
what color socks are you wearing? White
how many pillows do you sleep with?Technically two, practically one
do you have a job? what do you do? I do, it’s called being seventeen and crying B^)
how many friends do you have? S U B J E C T I V E it could go from 2 to like 50 IDK which one is more likely
whats the worst thing you have ever done? IDK man... I’m tempted to say “Considering giving up” but how fucking smug does that sound?
whats your favorite candle scent? I was never much around scented candles
3 favorite boy namesBruh I have no idea tbh
3 favorite girl namesSame as above
favorite actor? Don’t have one
favorite actress? sAME AS ABOVE
who is your celebrity crush?no idea
favorite movie? Don’t have one either
do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? The Silm, WoT... I used to read a lot but I’m too dead to read recently. By recently I mean for over a fucking year.
money or brains? Both. It’s probably not meant this way, but all I can do with this question is apply it to myself and my constant struggle to decide my future (because I’m still an egocentric asshole). Follow my brains and just don’t try to fix what is hard to fix, making a profit of it instead, or do I ignore that I won’t ever fix anything and still try like a fucking hero of justice or something?
do you have a nickname? what is it? Teb lmao
how many times have you been to the hospital?In my recent memory, like 2 or 3, to visit my mother when she had a surgery.
top 10 favorite songs(yes of course this has already changed from yesterday)Sudden Storm ~ (K)NoW_NAMESun Will Rise ~ (K)NoW_NAMEWhen It’s Cold I’d Like To Die ~ MobyBlood on My Hands ~ Demons and WizardsMy Last Sunrise ~ Demons and WizardsHeaven Denies ~ Demons and WizardsAoi Shiori ~ Galileo GalileiFly ~ Blind GuardianLife ~ Nene (Ayahi Takagaki)Is Fuair An Chroí ~ Cruachan
do you take any medications daily? Just vitamins
what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc)IDK but it’s gr8 except for the part underneath my hair
what is your biggest fear? that I’m wrong
how many kids do you want? 10. I only want two, but this was also foretold by the ancients, so I have to deal with it somehow.
whats your go to hair style?IDK I JUST CUT MY HAIR ON TUESDAY it used to be really fucking long, now it kinda looks like a mix of Steve’s hair and Barb’s lmao
what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) Small, not exactly a house? It’s like an apartment, but it’s in a kinda house thing? IDK
who is your role model? @jigsawphoenix and @rafswildridethroughtheinternet tbh
what was the last compliment you received?“You should stop letting the world infect you, and infect the world” I’m pretty sure it was a compliment, although he followed it with “also you repress your sentimental side” IDK my history teacher is deep
what was the last text you sent?“I’m leaving early, 12:30″
how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real?I don’t think I ever believed in Santa
what is your dream car? Something vintage. Old cars look really cool.
opinion on smoking?I absolutely despise the smell.
do you go to college? Next year
what is your dream job? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? I think I live in the suburbs already. Pretty cool. No capybaras, though, sadly. It depends. I think suburbs filled with rice fields, snakes and frogs are ideal, like where I used to live in Japan.
do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? NO YO THAT’S FUCKED UP
do you have freckles? Nope
do you smile for pictures?I don’t have much of a choice
how many pictures do you have on your phone? 611 and I cleaned it up like yesterday
have you ever peed in the woods? Probably when I was a kid
do you still watch cartoons? I have fallen to anime
do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?We don’t have Wendy’s. If you want the best chicken nuggets I ever had though, Lotteria takes the cake.
Favorite dipping sauce? IDK I’ll take anything at this point
what do you wear to bed? underwear
have you ever won a spelling bee?Never participated in one. Would win if I did though B^).
what are your hobbies?Dying
can you draw? Kinda sorta
do you play an instrument?Nope. I should learn the violin to play the sad violin 24/7.
what was the last concert you saw? Still Blind Guardian last october. It’s almost october we should go to another concert.
tea or coffee?C O F F E E
Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts?Starbucks. We don’t have DD, but I’m pretty sure I’d prefer Starbucks anyway.
do you want to get married?On a tuesday, as foretold by the ancients.
what is your crush’s first and last initial?A, F
are you going to change your last name when you get married? IDK, the traditional here is for just the wife to change her name. It would be cool if I just added her surnames and ended up with like 6 fucking words in my name.
what color looks best on you? IDK, black, green, orange, IDK, blue?
do you miss anyone right now? B^)
do you sleep with your door open or closed?CLOSED
do you believe in ghosts?YES (lmao nope but)
what is your biggest pet peeve? IDK
last person you called`My grandparents or Raf
favorite ice cream flavor? Coffee, bubblegum, this one with cookies and chocolate truffle things
regular oreos or golden oreos? What the hell are golden oreos that sounds disgusting
chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Either
what shirt are you wearing? None. I have underwear, socks and a jacket. Not the fluffy one sadly.
what is your phone background?The Forsaken and Lews Therin.
are you outgoing or shy?Shy.
do you like it when people play with your hair?Y e s.
do you like your neighbors? Ehh, the last ones were better.
do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?Just when I shower tbh. I clean my eyes when I wake up but I don’t wash my face.
have you ever been high? Nope
have you ever been drunk? Nope
last thing you ate? The last slice of my birthday cake
favorite lyrics right nowI will shout till all is burnt and sweptI’ll bring the fire in and drainI wanna hear you screaming for my name()Singing in the fameEven when the future’s greyI’ll shine my sword to show and lead the way()Dust and ashes are the sameThe savage wars will never endThe blood I shed will turn to soil and blendNothing’s gonna stop my blade from slaying themI’ll keep my faith
summer or winter? Winter. Although it’s summer and cold right now we have no real seasons here.
day or night? Day.
dark, milk, or white chocolate? Dark.
favorite month? It should be August. Why hast thou betrayed me, best month, why art thou being ABSOLUTE SHIT? Well, let’s keep our hopes high for October.
what is your zodiac signLeo
who was the last person you cried in front of? Probably my mom when I was small. I almost cried today in class. We have thirteen students and only 5 didn’t cry lmao. We were all talking about how everything sucks and how everyone is depressed. B^)
The Lily's are always the best. No question.
True. I should feed Saber Lily servants too, though IDK if I have the things to ascend her.
EVERY SINGLE QUESTION FOR THE ASK THING YOU REBLOGGED
OKAY LISTEN UP BECAUSE I JUST ANSWERED ALL OF THEM AND THEN THE APP GLITCHED SO THE POST DIDNT SAVE AND IM DISTRESSED
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15:go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!
So apparently in the 4th of July, NASA is going to send a probe to fly the closest they’ve ever been to Jupiter. That’s still 3100 miles away because of Jupiter’s radiation belts, but yeah.
46:tell us the worst pun you can think of.
OK SO I’vE BEEN WAITING FOR AN OPENING TO TELL THIS PUN SINCE WEDNESDAY
I was watching Bungou Stray Dogs and I realized somethingEgg in german is EiEi is not a masculine or feminine word, it’s a neuter word, therefore the article that applies is das.das Eidas Eidas Eidas Eidas Ei OsamuDazai is a fucking egg
anonymous-narwhal replied to your post “I’ve finished Games of Thrones…………. what do I do now??? /:”
read the books. trust me on this one. if for no other reason than you get to find out what happens next..
My mum's actually reading the books, so I might pinch them from her :)