#antijohnlock

[whentheynameyoujoy]

Of the many, many things I don’t get about the migratory slash fandom--from its seemingly unlimited ability to strip away context, selectively misunderstand common emotions or how it always, always ends with interpreting supposed color symbolism and abusing the shit out of “foils” and “mirrors”--the biggest one must be the blind willingness to accept the idea that shitty story-telling is a deliberate and praiseworthy communication tool. Seriously, granting that your ship is go for a moment, what is it with the willingness to have it be hidden under piles upon piles of obscure symbolism and “stand-ins”, barely relevant to the plot or the characters, not to be revealed until the very last second and then never heard from again because oh, the show’s now over? Because if you’re willing to make do with this level of cowardly crap then at that point you might as well hail Dumbledore as the king of rep.

What I’m trying to say is non-canon shipping is awesome and please go watch some actual queer media ffs.

[musclesandhammering]

I’ve had people call me homophobic for being anti-destiel anti-johnlock and anti-thorki, and now people are calling me biphobic for being anti-sylki.

Is it really that hard to understand that I’m just anti-toxic relationships?

[mikaelsoxn]

maybe i’m just too into problematic couples but moriarty x sherlock have waaaaaaaay more chemistry than john x sherlock also john is kinda dumb like come on moriarty is a master mind no one will ever understand sherlock as much as he probably did 

[beefboyrights]

honestly i dont get why ppl ship jonhlock ?? scrap that, i do get it but at the same time i know its never gonna happen so im contempt with what we have, two dramatic-asfuck best friends solving crimes ,, and rosie , and like i may not ship them but im so soft for the idea of sherlock helping raise rosie ,like??? my heart?? its melting????

[ginnyjinxedandhanshotritafirst]

Truthfully what pisses me off most about slash shippers these days.

Why do they keep insisting characters in their ships have to be gay, even after they've clearly been with members of the opposite sex?

Sure, it's possible they could be with someone of the same gender as them some day. But there's a word for that. It's called bi.

There's too much bierasure in fandumbs, and I'm sick of it.

[lyrainbeleriand]

The s5 thing is real? What? did stevenmisogynistqueerbaitingmoffuck ran out of money?

[xximana]

Where are the antijohnlocks who post sherlock stuff? I need you. Reblog this, I'll follow you.

[moony4pres]

I'd like to acknowledge that there are a lot of people who ship Johnlock. Not saying it won't happen, but do you know another pair of cute British dudes who share a flat and everyone wants to get together? Not saying it's a phan situation, but it's prob a phan situation. Js