#antmien

[spectresmut]

yeah i'd feel like this being in anthony's arms too

[generaltrashshecox]

Sorry I just thought this was funny-

Just Damien's little pfp there like hmmmmm anyways- also this was for me/j (but I will always take antmien crumbs okay???)

I feel like I only post when something antmien happens but it is my brand lol

[lilac-hecox]

Smoshblr Valentines exchange 2026!

I'll give you a little breakdown of the explanation/rules:

This event is 18+

The exchange is open to fics, art, edits, gif sets, other fan created content

Sign-ups are now until January 10th. (Late sign-ups are fine but be mindful of the due date of February 28th)

The exchange will happen anytime between February 14th-28th.

The exchange is simply posting your creation and tagging your secret valentine!

As this is an event where you are making something for someone else secretly, we ask that if you do not think you can create something in the time frame to please not sign-up as we do not want to have people not receive a gift.

Additionally, if you previously signed up for an exchange and did not finish a gift you are barred from participating (only a couple people)

SIGN UP FORM

Smoshblr Valentine's Exchange 2026

Welcome to Smoshblr Valentine's Exchange 2026! This is the sign-up form for participating and valentine information! If you have any questio

Huge thanks to those who voted in my poll and @myspace-3ra for the adorable graphic!

(Also friends who voted for me to take a break, I will, I just love holiday themed exchanges and our community being sweet to one another!)

[jbdforspence]

Yo so I was inspired by @jemannesimms to make a uQuiz after going and looking at all the Smosh quizzes on the site and realising how outdated all the ship quizzes were, so I made a new one!!

Hey! Obviously there’s multiple of these, but they’re all at least like 5 years old, so I made one for y’all with updated ships. (Quiz last

If enough people feel there’s a ship I should add I’ll update it but anyways enjoy!!!

Also there’s a secret troll ship 🥰🥰🥰

[cozy-potato]

So it had been driving me crazy that there have been no new Antmien fics in quite a bit as they are easily one of my favourite ships at this point, so I thought I'd let y'all know I've got something cute in the works, and it's almost done! The plan is to have it up at some point this week, and I'll post it on here when it's up!

[fantasticduckchaos]

@generaltrashshecox WOOOOO! Ever since you introduced antmien to me it has been taking up residency in my mind :) thank you so much for requesting <3

[glass-windows]

It's alright if you don't want to do this because I know you have so many reqs but I was wondering if I could get Damien confessing to Anthony. Can be requited or unrequited. Thank you!

Really (Kinda), Really, Really (0.9k)

General Audiences, M/M, No Archive Warnings Apply, Damien Haas/Anthony Padilla, Prompt Fill, Confessions, Requited Love, Crushes, First Kiss

Damien has had a crush on Anthony for as long as he can remember. Now that Anthony has been back at Smosh for a year, Damien can't think of a better time to spill the beans.

[femmmie]

Just like that

"It finally happened. After a lifetime of fantasizing about it, Damien finally got touched in the exact right way. It was like a dream."

The guy with the colored hair, or the 'main character' as he jokingly referred to himself, stood outside in the middle of a warm summer night. He licked his lips and tasted salt.

For Damien Haas was at sea, taking the ferry from Calais to Dover, a classic ferry way he'd often been on with his parents on holidays in Europe nearly evey year of his long gone youth. The sea beckoned, its friendly waves gushed up and down.

Taking the nightly ferry was a lot cheaper than the day one, but that wasn't the reason Damien picked it. It was comforting to be alone with the night, alone with the water.

Of course he wasn't actually alone. The other passengers half-slept inside, or were having a midnight snack. But nobody was outside. Or so Damien thought.

He closed his eyes and daydreamed, a weird thing to do at night. He saw himself stand inside of a dark cave, hooded and solemn. A sage of old. He enjoyed fantasizing about himself having magical adventures and powers.

He was so busy fantasizing, that he didn't notice the presence behind him. Someone who inched closer and closer to him. Only when the person was very close, did he stiffen. For some reason, the thought of turning around didn’t feel right. He wanted to know who stood behind him, but not really? He felt incredibly turned on.

Damien wore traveling clothes: a pair of sweatpants and a grey Gundam T-shirt. His chest heaved up and down a little faster, as he now felt a warmth behind him. And finally, someone's body brushed against his back. All of his hair stood on end. He didn't mean to, but a small gasp escaped his salty pink lips.

Two warm hands, feminine yet masculine, small but strong, wrapped themselves around Damien's waist. It felt like they lifted him out of his body. It felt like he was on fire. He was lucky nobody could see the tent in his baggy pants.

"Oh God..." It finally happened. After a lifetime of fantasizing about it, Damien finally got touched in the exact right way. It was like a dream. How he'd always hoped that someone would hold him in the cove of his waist. It worked on him like an off-switch. Whoever was touching him right now, they could do with him whatever they wanted, could have their wicked way with him.

A pelvis pressed against Damien's round behind, and he backed into the bulge. "Is this really happening?" He whispered into the sea breeze. Slow, slow dry humps against his butt drove him nearly insane, those hot hands still in place. He whined with anticipation. Then one hand briefly left its place and Damien snapped out of it for a second. What was this hand doing? He felt his sweatpants being pulled down, his pants too. He was exposed. The hand spread his butt masterfully, and a hot, wet cock pressed against his asshole.

Damien was anxious about what would happen next, but all his worries immediately disappeared when the hand returned to his waist. "Yes, please..." He begged to be fucked. The cock still pressed against his hole, a bit firmer now but still not entering.

Damien could see the shore. This needed to happen quickly. "Please, please come inside? Please fuck me, I really want you to ravage me, be rough with me, so rough.." His words seemed to work because the cock thrusted into him. The feeling was like he just sat down in the car of a roller coaster, the seat belts came down and he could now not return anymore. He would have to wait it out, let the ride take him where it may.

There was an unknown cock inside Damien. It was now thrusting at a slow pace. The Dover shore was really coming into view. "Please, I'm begging you, go faster! I want you to come, to cum inside me!" The cock accelerated and the hands gripped him tighter. In and out, in and out, harder and rougher now. It hurt and the pain turned Damien on even more. "Harder, please harder, rough me up.."

Hot semen streamed into his body, streaming out of his asshole now, past the cock who still sat inside of him, throbbing and twitching. The person behind him was panting. Damien stole a look down. He started - "wha..." the hands quickly let go and footsteps disappeared into the night. Damien stayed in his spot.

He had just seen the hands. They were heavily tattooed.. he only knew one person who had tattoos like that. "Anthony?" Damien did not turn around until the voice broadcasted all around the ferry informed everyone they should get their things and exit to Dover. He slowly walked inside, went to the floor where his car stood and walked up to it.

He almost bumped into him. The slightly shorter man apologized but then gasped in surprise. Two brown, curious eyes looked at him, past his eyes right into his soul.