#aodevent

[saixas]

⚔-- She literally just got here but she already has to babysit? Thankfully the baby will... expire in a day or so, but Anri's life up to this point has just been one bad teen mom joke after another.

[sisconendgame-blog]

"A baby!?!? What am I supposed to do with a baby!?"

Then, Kirino thought about the situation a little more.

"Wait..why does it have to be my kid? It could be my...little sister..ehehehe"

[letsleepingcats-blog-blog]

Iroha didn't mind the little bugger at first, her job basically having been to entertain leagues of little girls for hours on end without rest. Maybe the stakes were raised because she now had to deal with a boy, or maybe because the child's death or loss could end with her being exploded or whatever. It didn't matter much to Iroha anyway, she slept most of the day anyway.

Unfortunately for Despair City's resident kittyler, the munchkin hadn't adopted any of her more lethargic mannerisms and was prone to screaming bloody murder whenever Iroha so much as laid her head down - floor, table, pillow, anything. The only thing that seemed to soothe him was being surrounded by the Hello Kitty plush toys his "mother" collected throughout the years, offering her a moment's peace.

She didn't even mind him powerbombing the stuffed animals out the one window as long as he was mostly quiet about it.

[inexperiencedmagus]

Babies are cute.

Babies are fun.

Babies are…

Constantly crying.

The Mage was barely 15 himself. How did this bear (or whatever it was) expect him to raise a baby in a city where people are being killed left and right."Jeepers… Naga give me strength."

[tobuyacountry-blog]

Hit me baby one more time

SLAM.

For such a small wrap of smelly diapers, burps, sobbing and giggles and the like it sure has quite a strong arm. Even though it's sort of a copy of himself. Looks like it anyway. 

" Ok, look, here's an aeroplane so can you please... "

He lifts the spoon and tries to make the baby food go through the hard defense. Zigzagging near its mouth vicinity goes the spoon ready to fall in the trap that is the baby's mouth.... It almost sinks in but it seems the defense is still too strong. The hand comes slapping the holder of the spoon on the wrist making the said object fall on the table and slide right on Yamashina's lap. 

He has never been bad with kids so what's up with this little bastard. It's laughing face wide with grin and having the time of its' small life even though it's supposed to eat. 

Yamashina hangs his head in defeat as the baby continues slapping him on the face. 

[elevator-attendant-blog]

Wonders if babies can eat dog food.

[elevator-attendant-blog]

Makes a makeshift sling to carry the robot child in, having it hang in front of her chest. Perfect.

"This is a marvelous idea. One may now enter a contest to see who is the most fitting parent, the losers forfeiting their lives! I had heard something similar to this in books... I have also read about the daring adventures of babysitting, where a parent leaves their kid in the hands of a stranger, mocking and testing fate!" Gleaming with joy. "I believe I will now create a babysitting service to test all that I have read. It shall be most wicked!"

[satsujino-blog]

How ecstatic! A baby! He'll just take his carefully by the nape of it's clothing and--plop! Hand it over to Bel. They've been here in this situation before (or so he feels), so he's not too worried about it. Of course, it's highly unlikely that he would be in the first case, as it's only for a week but alas; smiles all around for him. It'll be interesting watching the rest of the student body attempt to care for their children, so he's not completely unamused or disinterested in this. Let the crazy shenanigans begin, right?