Ladies and Gentlemen of the federal republic, I present to you my Niece Bella Ogundokun... On the eve she was conceived, I went out clubbing and just as if my outing that night was not unfortunate enough, my blackberry also switched off half way clubbing until I got home in the morning and all signs lead to that her mom (my sister) was in the labour room/hospital because no one was at home and our tenants relayed the message. Her dad doesn't live in Nigeria and I was the closest to her mom at that time so off I went to the hospital hoping by the time I got there she would have put to bed and I'll just get there to cheer her up and get the merrying started. Lo and behold, I got there and they said she was still in labour, I started shaking profusely releasing hot air from my anal cavity....one of my older sisters even teased me by asking me to come into the labour room to come see what a mother faces during child birth, I denied the request blatantly just like how the #USembassy denies a B1-B2 visa from a Nigerian Applicant... More hot air from the anal cavity dropped and one of nurses told me jokingly I wasn't a man and I should go to the reception that I wasn't helping the situation...I just started praying.. As our good God (The Enigmatic One) whom I took my Nick name after wanted it...She (Bella) was delivered sound and safe and was natured through my arms and that's why she's my favourite niece. Oh Did I forgot to mention she's is an amateur #danseuse, #apatamemorialschool really did well by inculcating that dance routine into their school curriculum....Well her dad wants her to do well in sports (Tennis) and trust me she's already a bully in eating turkey and chicken so I hope she can divert all that energy on the court when she's ready to pick up her racket. #Tuesdaymotivation #childrensday #enigmathick #teenshoot #myfavouriteniece https://www.instagram.com/p/ByAYla4HDVq/?igshid=szutuwkmrrty